Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML
Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML
Automaton
Today, I had to admit that my coffee addiction is really bad when I woke up in a Starbucks with no memory of how I got there. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML
Hangry
Today, I walked all the way across campus to eat the first meal I've had all day. After waiting for my food in a congested line for 30 minutes, I got to the register to pay. Turns out my wallet was a twenty minute walk away, back in my apartment. FML
See you soon
Today, I went to meet a potential client at Starbucks all the way across town about designing his website. I was extremely excited because I really need the work. I sat for an hour. Turns out he was across the street, at the other Starbucks. FML
Losing it
Today, I walked two miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier… only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager, and everyone in line behind me. I walked two miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML
Butter fingers
Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML
Dine and dash
Today, some friends and I went to IHOP. We joked about not having enough money, and as it turns out we were $5 short. We put down what we had and left. Upon getting to the car, I realized I'd forgotten my phone, and had to go back. I made eye contact with our waitress, our money in her hand. FML
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Rei_Ayanami 18
Obviously you two didn't need the caffeine too bad, eh? Besides, a nice walk is good for you.
zingline89 18
That's a latte time and money to spend to end up with nothing to drink
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Rei_Ayanami 18
Obviously you two didn't need the caffeine too bad, eh? Besides, a nice walk is good for you.
MoonPhase123 4
Walking 3 miles for a damn cup of coffee? Incredible determination, but forgetting to pick it up? Great stupidity.
ShawnzieNstuff 6
They were having a good conversation
GreenAppleDP 0
The things people do for Starbucks Coffee.
ladyLALAA 29
I hate Starbucks! It is nasty and tastes cheap!
GreenAppleDP 0
66, hate is such a strong word."/
widdizzles 0
Morons
gojira666 7
Because i got high, because i got high, because i got hiiiggh, bada da da dada da
hockeyhouse 5
Or maybe they did need the caffeine that bad.
Theawesome1 10
they so totally deserved it dumb @$$es
ladyLALAA 29
Well I do HATE it, cheap shit!
parism143 28
It's actually quite expensive where I live. I don't hate it, but the white girls on Instagram piss me off when they obsess over it. I prefer Tim Hortons.
Tyger44 1
You are going to be left behind when noah comes back around&oh yeah your friends too.
unjustlychicken 10
Win
yumgranolabar 5
No actually, not at all...
iamyummylicious 14
WHOOSH!!!!!!! That was sarcasm flying right over your head.
hatesfate 6
I thought that was the sound of wind going through the OPs ears
xMiss_Maggot 7
what dumbasses
yahoowizard 16
Starbucks got their people on a leash
lilyisme1324 0
How the hell do you BOTH forget the coffee! Wouldn't you realize when you left or something other than realize when you got home!
zingline89 18
That's a latte time and money to spend to end up with nothing to drink
Aggro4u2c 0
Aha good one..
mrlopez 13
I'd like to espresso that I would feel the same way too.
laughingtoohard 14
Get out
Robro54 6
How do you not notice that your missing your coffee on the 3 mile walk back to your house???
ItsPersonal 6
That and how do both of you forget about it?
mrbobmarley4 8
They maybe were in deep conversation?
anthonydude 9
Must be blondes.
Thizzkidsgotgame 7
Cocaines a hell of a drug. However, they were probably dealing with the side effects of marijane.
LouisianaBob 9
Obviously, because whenever I smoke the first thing I want to do is a six mile walk round trip for coffee.
Auntie_Climactic 1
I was thinking, "At least one of them is a chick." ...And I'm a chick...not to be sexist or anything...
MissNicky_fml 0
#77 dick
JassyJas 2
are you ******* stupid
PostItSticker 11
Well you donated some money to Starbucks. You did a good thing!
KiddNYC1O 22
If you think about it, not really.
ambowew 7
YDI for choosing Starbucks. Personally, I'd rather drink a cup shit. I suppose they're similar in taste, though.
Mister_Triangle 21
We can't all afford the $1 Mcdonalds stuff that you drink
ambowew 7
I'd probably rather drink a Maccas coffee over a Stuckbucks, good choice! Nah, in Australia we just actually have good coffee shops, unlike simpletons who prefer the disgusting franchise that is planted in every second shop in the US.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
19. So instead of spending one dollar you don't have, you'll pull 10 dollars out of your ass for overpriced coffee?
ambowew 7
I think they're referring to those vile self made packets that you buy from a supermarket. I sincerely hope they were referring to that, otherwise they're making even less sense. Starbucks addled the brain, most likely.
dusdra 7
as far as I know, SB is planted pretty much all over the world,not only US. But not in Italy. come drink coffee and cappuccino in Italy. That's the original one
ninjaniki 0
coffee pretty much costs the same everywhere here in Australia be it from maccas or Starbucks, michels pattiserie or Gloria jeans. Out of all those, Starbucks tastes the most burnt and bitter. Could be a different coffee bean used here but pretty much everyone I have ever spoken to would never choose Starbucks if another option was available.
ManWhatsoever 6
22- you can't be more right. Starbucks is freaking expensive and disgusting.
GVirdi 11
26 just because your Starbucks taste like crap doesn't mean all the others do too
Palirose 22
#27 original? Actually for original coffee you'd have to go to the Arabians. They're the ones who created coffee.
ProhibitionRose 14
Sadly a lot of baristas at Starbucks don't really give a crap if they follow the recipe cards or allow your espresso shot to sit on the counter to go bad. To most of them it's a job, not a calling. I worked at one of them and of the six girls only two of them actually followed the way the drinks are supposed to be made. So I can see where you'd find Starbucks disgusting. But in most places we get to choose between fast food coffee, Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts coffee. Plus, there are a lot of drinks Starbucks makes that are delicious.
lefty619 6
You have a very pessimistic attitude towards life.
wisese 0
First off, Starbucks specifically goes for the rustic taste in their coffee. Don't like it? Duh, don't drink it. Second, I've tried Starbucks in a variety of cities around the world, and I am positive that the further you get from Seattle, the worse Starbucks is. It's not so bad in big cities such as New York or London, but the best Starbucks you can get is in Seattle, hands down.
benmec 18
A cup of shit you say?? Was that you in "two girls, one cup?" ;)
KuchkaNumberOne 2
Ohh. You must have far more advanced taste buds than we 'simpletons' in the US. Excuse us.
youshitme 9
She's right. Coffee in the US is disgusting, in the UK, it's not much better. There used to be a few Starbucks' in Sydney, but they all went out of business because local coffee shops were so much better. I've often thought I'd like to start some coffee shops in the US where the coffee actually tastes good and the baristas actually know how to use espresso machines and froth the milk properly, not sure if it'd catch on.
hotPinklipstick 24
43- Arabians didn't create coffee, they discovered it. There is a difference.
KiddNYC1O 22
It really isn't about the brand... It's the person that's preparing your coffee and/or how they were trained.
irepmn 14
Lol
xXSleepXx 8
Idk bout coffee but my parents love it they always have that as first choice...idk if itll apply to the coffees also but whenever i get hot choco its amazing around my house but if i was to go to say florida, DC, Boston, or Penn, they all tasted different >_<
ladyLALAA 29
I've been to a few countries and coffeewise Starbucks is dreadful. The simpletons remark was a bit much but I agree coffee in Australia is becoming a huge market. I myself prefer dibella, worked as a barista while studying so I am pretty certain the brand also makes a difference. Anyone can be trained to make good coffee but not all brands are good!
SexyQueen0905 24
Wow, just wow 22. You're turning differing preferences of coffee into some sort of nationalist statement. I'm not a big fan of Starbucks myself, but I think you're retarded.
baseballplaya5 7
Could have always taken the bus or a taxi.
joyc3 10
I was thinking the same thing!
GPang 4
That would have been the smart thing to do.