Knackered
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
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Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
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Top comments
Mangascribbler 19
At that point just give up and go to sleep...
TheComedyAudio 29
Well since you did it together, maybe it could be something you laugh about together and try it again when you're not too sleepy c:
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Comments (33)
DesignOfHalogen 18
I guess you are still doing something with your partner
GlennGuagmire 20
Use viagra next time
BestOrginalName 22
The problem isn't that the guy was not capable of getting it up, but that they BOTH were sleep-deprived (I'm assuming) or were simply tired and fell asleep during "fun time."
FailStaff 15
Or vapid
Mangascribbler 19
At that point just give up and go to sleep...
worldclassrager 41
Sex can take a lot out of you...in more ways than one...
species4872 20
You need to go and find the big silver key, obviously you both are not wound up enough.
TheComedyAudio 29
Well since you did it together, maybe it could be something you laugh about together and try it again when you're not too sleepy c:
bosniangirl27 21
You guys are boring
TheNewGuy03 29
It's probably best to stop until you're somewhat rested. But after you do it again, you will sleep more ;)
Yarecho 14
I've got just the cure! Just last night I was thinking about cadavers and couldn't sleep the whole night! So I did some meditation and some research in the mean time. I feel great now.
stayydomii 21
Maybe if you're both tired and want sex next time try a quickie?
SorasOtherForm 4
Some people can't do quickies...