Today, in the middle of sex my boyfriend asked if he could use the bathroom. It would've been fine, if he didn't fall asleep on the toilet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I was feeling horny, so I told my boyfriend, who lives 30 minutes away, that "I really needed him". He replied, "Did you fall in the toilet again?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
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theunwiseone 4
He probably finished himself off in the bathroom and fell asleep.
unjustlychicken 10
Maybe you just tired him out that much....
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Comments (92)
Shrike 24
You're 15, the people you're buddies with aren't guys, they're children. Children still going through puberty and with hormones all over the place. But hey if you wanna be a sexist bitch instead of accepting the truth, go right ahead.
SaMmIMonster96 6
69 wtf?! I haven't been sexist, I am saying that guys need to realize what they have instead of taking it for granted.. But whatever that is your opinion and that is mine. There is no reason to fight over it
SaMmIMonster96 6
And you know I think the same about girls too. We need to quit constantly bitching about what isn't wrong and listen to other people every now and then
Shrike 24
Now you're stereotyping females too with your world view that's based off TV shows and high school drama. It's like a billion feminists just started screaming at the same time, then just... stopped.
SaMmIMonster96 6
Fine.. I give, what in the world do you want me to say? "oh this world is so perfect along with everybody in it" I'm sorry but really it is my opinion and no amount of arguing is going to change it. I am not saying that it is all people because I do know some really good people but seriously I'm not here to argue
bfsd42 20
Then stop arguing.
SaMmIMonster96 6
Fine, have a good day
drlove78843 6
he must have been really tired. Long day at work maybe?
Rainbowbright99 4
Never had that happen, sorry op. Don't take it personally, if at first you don't succeed try, try again... With whipped cream, and red bull.
ncktyu 0
Hhahahahahahaha