Today, in the middle of sex my boyfriend asked if he could use the bathroom. It would've been fine, if he didn't fall asleep on the toilet. FML
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Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
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theunwiseone 4
He probably finished himself off in the bathroom and fell asleep.
unjustlychicken 10
Maybe you just tired him out that much....
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Comments (92)
KiddNYC1O 22
Wow. Either really great sex or boring sex. LOL.
DizzyDancer 3
I find it funny that "it would've been fine" if he had to go use the bathroom in the middle of sex. Sorry he fell asleep, but did you really want to finish up after that anyway? If me or my husband need to stop to use the bathroom it prob. means we werent that into it and would def. mean that its time to stop lol
MissHayleyJames 7
It has nothing to do with being into it. When you've gotta go, you've gotta go. It's not something you can control. It's better to stop for a minute and go pee than to pee all over your significant other when you ******. Having to pee can totally ruin the experience.
missyj0 12
This petty argument made me lawl.
TheSofaKing 7
Maybe you should try some games. You dress up as the new virgin nun and him as the horny old priest.
DiscoDave 5
He's a keeper
pattipan 7
Wow, he must have been pooped.
williamcarter93 13
Damn, you wore him out with all the *******
HEADSTRONG1994 0
I fell asleep waitin for my Jessica once and she flipped her shit for leavin her wet. Hasn't happened since
bestscabpicker 6
Maybe cause for concern, lots of people who use illegal drugs nod out like that
kay_princess14 7
Who falls asleep using the bathroom