Today, in the middle of sex my boyfriend asked if he could use the bathroom. It would've been fine, if he didn't fall asleep on the toilet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
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theunwiseone 4
He probably finished himself off in the bathroom and fell asleep.
unjustlychicken 10
Maybe you just tired him out that much....
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Comments (92)
Bullheard 0
sounds lik he thought he could sleep **** agin
coldashell 23
Nothing says sexy like dropping a deuce and passing out from the dookie fumes. Especially since it interrupted what could have been a good time.
GVirdi 11
Just gotta put on that sex face Go get em tiger! (it's a lame little reference to 20's picture... Go Away.) (yes I do know the difference between a tiger and a lion)
HannahWho 8
Sounds like he was just tired out. Just because you want sex right then does not mean the other person doesn't have needs. You guys should have sex during a time when one of you aren't exhausted.
MissHayleyJames 7
The problem with life is usually one of you will be exhausted. Sometimes you have to try anyway. Usually it ends in failure, but at least you tried.
Old_Man_Jenkins 0
One word: Legend.
theunwiseone 4
One word: why?
klovemachine 24
One word: funny.
I_heart_sex 1
I agree girls need to keep us interested! Keep it sexy!
someindiandude 6
I suggest your boyfriend get tested for Anaemia. Asleep you say, lack of oxygenated blood to the brain I say.
SaMmIMonster96 6
Well maybe we would if most guys would treat us better.. (not accusing you)
tripangelx8 4
my ex said it was something all girls thought was "cute"....guess shes crazier than I had previously believed.
miguelmateojp 6
Sleeping was more pleasant!!!
yuzuhere 21
Somebody got a pretty good workout!