Badkitty14
Mississauga, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Issues
Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend asked me what he should get his mother for her birthday. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Corner Brook, Canada
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
heatherjo
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Apron strings
Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Denied
Today, my wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday, and I said sex. She told me to grow up and ask for something more realistic. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Fashionista
Today, it's my birthday. All I wanted was birthday sex, but all my boyfriend could talk about was how great the new purse he got me was. I think he might like it more than me. FML
ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
tkdbb11790
Threesome
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I wanted for my birthday. Apparently “A threesome” is not the appropriate answer. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML
sadSarah
New York, United States
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
sad gf
🌶️ Spicy
Cockblocked
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to wish us a happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us again and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML
Top comments
ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10
He was thinking of his mother during sex... *shudder*
My_Nightmare 19
No time like the present to start thinking about it
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Comments (149)
Bluekaren16 19
Guys tend to be attracted to woman who have similar qualities as their mothers.
ultra_notorious 26
don't get how people do that, when I'm getting play my whole focus is on pleasing my girl.
Talkryz 7
Maybe that's not his whole focus
saintsrocksocks 10
Blue we talked about this in seven different FML's. Let us not bring it up an eighth time.
Enslaved 38
"Scissors" to cut those apron strings.
perdix 31
A daughter-in-law?
Johnnylittle 3
Should of said a grandchild
nora111197 8
That's smart :D i actually like this one. Lol
superhumangambit 4
A ring, because he's not getting you one.
Jesse_Knows_Best 0
Have sex daily and it happens to the best of us.
mrnuleef 7
I cant say the same... I have NEVER thought of my mother.... Or any other family member for that matter... During sex. Ew.
whogivesafuck88 10
No one has mentioned this yet which surprises me but what if ops boyfriend was just trying to think of "non exciting things" to um how should I put this "savor the moment" and not actually repulsed by sex w op or thinking sexual thoughts about his mother.
perdix 31
Sex toys! Tell him you have a ***** that focuses 100% of its attention on you when it's in you, as opposed to a ***** who thinks of his mama.