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Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend asked me what he should get his mother for her birthday. FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend asked me what he should get his mother for her birthday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML
Today, my wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday, and I said sex. She told me to grow up and ask for something more realistic. FML
Today, it's my birthday. All I wanted was birthday sex, but all my boyfriend could talk about was how great the new purse he got me was. I think he might like it more than me. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I wanted for my birthday. Apparently “A threesome” is not the appropriate answer. FML
Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to wish us a happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us again and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML
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ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10
He was thinking of his mother during sex... *shudder*
My_Nightmare 19
No time like the present to start thinking about it
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Comments (149)
momolee 4
Nah.. Probably he just heard of sex talk and wanted to try it
LydiaTankian 6
You sir, made my day.
cameronman9 2
Why would having sex with you remind him of his mom?O.o
MrElephant 5
Perhaps he should save his money and invest in some therapy for himself.
Ahrveiren 4
These assholes get girlfriends and I can't. FML
gracehi 33
So what does that say about you? HA HA HA! Nah, I'm just kidding. My boyfriend never had much luck with women either (until recently) because he's shy and he's really nice, and girls often don't appreciate nice guys. Someday you'll find a girl who does. Statistically it's inevitable. Or maybe you just need to lose weight. HA HA HA! Nah, I'm just teasing. I'm sure you're perfectly trim, and if you're not, you'll meet a girl who likes chubby guys because they're cuddly.
Madz3435 0
Hey- he's multitasking.
krewer21 1
And his name is Oedipus?
Angel272000 4
Lol thats jokes and that also sucks
superswagger13 2
Lady Boner Killer
Jaxx66 21
35, I hope with all of my being that I'm nothing like my BF's mother. The only similarities are; I cook, clean and will be willing to bear children when the time is proper. Otherwise, I'd like to think of myself as easy going and more fun to be around than her.