Badkitty14
Mississauga, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Issues
Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend asked me what he should get his mother for her birthday. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Corner Brook, Canada
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
heatherjo
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Apron strings
Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Denied
Today, my wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday, and I said sex. She told me to grow up and ask for something more realistic. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Fashionista
Today, it's my birthday. All I wanted was birthday sex, but all my boyfriend could talk about was how great the new purse he got me was. I think he might like it more than me. FML
ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
tkdbb11790
Threesome
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I wanted for my birthday. Apparently “A threesome” is not the appropriate answer. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML
sadSarah
New York, United States
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
sad gf
🌶️ Spicy
Cockblocked
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to wish us a happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us again and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML
Top comments
ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10
He was thinking of his mother during sex... *shudder*
My_Nightmare 19
No time like the present to start thinking about it
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Comments (149)
captainburke 5
That's what happens when the sex is boring
Sir_Crackerjacks 5
SEX??? BORING??? You must have a lot you lucky bastard!
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Haha! I hope you told him to shut the hell up and keep thrusting..this is unless it killed your mood.
patrickalamo 48
A baby
Nbackus9 4
You mean grandchild.
KiddNYC1O 22
A baby...
Sir_Crackerjacks 5
Samus- "The baby!"
Ashley0911 8
There's a time and place to think of your mother's birthday, last I checked sex wasn't one of them.
rockerlove2013 6
Well he needs an idea right
Johnnylittle 3
Inspiration
KiddNYC1O 22
A ceiling poster of him so she could put it above her bed.....
somewizdom 15
At least he didn't ask you that while ejaculating.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Give her a chipmunk! Everybody loves chipmunks! Plus, it'll keep her busy so your boyfriend doesn't have to worry. I'm not responsible for his mom being high off her ass, however.
Slender_Man 6
Is this chipmunk going to be high?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
****, I dunno. Results vary. Be lucky if you don't get one on crack. Those ******* are AGGRESSIVE.
somewizdom 15
At least he didn't ask you that while ejaculating.
KiddNYC1O 22
Difference?
starsfan_9 7
Big difference, questions are always creepier when the asker is ejaculating. Imagine, "would you like that super sized?" *sploog* and "what would you like to drink?" *sploog* "did you want to donate to Ronald McDonald House charities for kids" *sploog*....Big Difference
Calingaladha 21
That's when you're supposed to say, "a grandchild", and wrap your legs around him before he can pull out. (Yes, a reference to an older FML)
klovemachine 24
Awesome :)