Today, I'm single, as all the girls I’ve ever liked are either taken or hate my guts, and even if you don’t tell her, another girl would feel it, as if she’s a fifth choice at best, and might not like that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the only girl I've ever had eyes for said she can't find any good single men, all while sitting next to me. FML
Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML
Today, it seems that my four previous girlfriends all left me because they found better, more attractive, more wealthy, more interesting men. My entire love life feels like I’m the warm up act for the main event of other dudes getting laid. FML
Today, at the age of 34, I realized every girl since high school who has dated me, only dated me because they had low self-esteem or were rebounding. The second they found someone they thought was better, they would leave me. Will I find someone who actually wants to be with me? FML
Today, every time I go out with my friend, we get approached by girls. He’s taken, so he’s offered to be my wingman. Every time the girls find out he’s taken and I'm the single one, they tell us how they were only interested in him. I’m working my ass off trying to improve myself, and these are my results. FML
Today, I once again listened as the girl I've loved for the past three years ranted about how she’s gonna be single forever and give up on dating. She asked, “Isn’t there one guy out there, just ONE GUY who will love me and cherish me?” When I brought up that I, once again, would love to do so, she rejected me; AGAIN. FML
Today, the only girl who seems semi-interested in me is my ex-girlfriend, who bails out every time we make plans to meet up. I deserve to be treated better, but better wants nothing to do with me. Genuinely kind girls tell I'm too short, or assume I have ulterior motives. I hate hookups and dating in your twenties. FML
Today, I see plenty of guys who've messed up on Valentine's Day and not getting their girlfriend’s gifts. Meanwhile, I’m over here having been turned down by every girl i’ve known for the last four years. “I only see you as a friend”, “I’m not interested in a relationship”, “I don't see you that way.” FML
Today, I realized the only person who’s ever loved me was an old friend. She was an amazing girl, she was there for me at my highs and lows, but I didn’t find her attractive, so I turned her down. She has since then moved on and gotten married, while I’m still getting played left and right by women. FML
Today, for the sixth time, I made a girl feel cherished and appreciated, only for her to pick someone else. I have vitiligo all over my skin and face, so girls typically don't look at me twice, and the potential girls I would like to date only "see me as a friend" and pick men with normal skin. I give up on love. FML
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cuz803 46
I've been on team single for a while now. Over 2.5 years. I've persued about 4 girls: 2 rejected me (I was sad) and 2 are not in the right state of mind. Just keep trying. If you feel you need to imrpove to be more attractive, try dating and increasing your quality. Go to the gym, studying/read more, have a healthy diet and get adequate sleep. Quit complaining and keep your head up.
core01 30
It might be time to dig into why you're attracted to unavailable women, or why you self sabatoge. Therapy is a healthy way to change patterns.
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cuz803 46
I've been on team single for a while now. Over 2.5 years. I've persued about 4 girls: 2 rejected me (I was sad) and 2 are not in the right state of mind. Just keep trying. If you feel you need to imrpove to be more attractive, try dating and increasing your quality. Go to the gym, studying/read more, have a healthy diet and get adequate sleep. Quit complaining and keep your head up.
core01 30
It might be time to dig into why you're attracted to unavailable women, or why you self sabatoge. Therapy is a healthy way to change patterns.
RichardPencil 32
Only pursue women who like you. Romantic attraction is not a meritocracy. You can't work hard to get what you want.