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Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML

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lol thats stupid

Is he Principal Skinner?

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crazyrunnergirl 7

It the thought that counts ;)

The day they are getting married mamas walking down the aisle too! So she don't feel left out

it's your thought that doesn't count bud.

yeah the thought that he wants to marry his mom or some other creepy thought. . . RUN OP RUN!!!!

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thats so sweet :)

bingababe 16

Sweet?! More like highly disturbing!!

Anyone else think of psycho?

I did! I love that movie.

lol thats stupid

m0tl3ycru3 0

Moms mad because her son is getting more action than her.

Very stupid. OP's bf is weird as hell

Lmao wtf... Who does that?

hahahahaha creepy!!!

xXxAPersonxXx 6

What the **** is in your mouth? O_e

A pickle? Shit? Play dough? Paint? Peanut butter, green paint and corn? o.O

#11...I'm going with shit. Do I win? lmao

BRAINSOVERLOOKS 0

And it begins.....

What begins? Did I miss something?? Why do my question marks keep increasing???

Psycho mother in law butting her nose into Their relationship, her son hanging out with mama more than fiancée... Umm god forbid they have children mom in law will try and force a name on them and son will go for it

Torva_fml 16

Aaahhhh, I moderated this one ;) Tell him that he can just go marry your mom then... :)

Why would he marry OPs mom? It is his own mother that he will be buying the ring for

You mean his own mom right?

tweetypie 18

Why does this have so many thumbs up?

Is he Principal Skinner?

zfchatroulette 24

you sir win the prize for most perfect comment

Someones overly attached to there mom

his*

Thanks for correcting lol

Threesome? O.– (winky face)

Jesus Christ! It's comments like that that could get you cruicified.

Please pardon the triple post my contact fell out and FML decided to hit enter 3 times as i frantically put it back in

Xo_CuPcAkLuVa_oX 6

12- Thank you for being a complete douche and insulting Jesus. -.-

leadman1989 16

Oedipal complex.

leadman1989 16

You doubt me? They're both correct...

Oedipus was the first ************!

Nice! I agree!!

My fiancé would probably do the same. Stupid mommys boys!