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Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my almost-mother-in-law demanded I give my engagement ring back because it was originally her great-grandmother's, and she has now decided she wants it to go to her youngest son’s fiancée instead. My fiancé agreed and told me he’d just buy me another. He doesn’t get why I’m so upset either. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed with the perfect ring, restaurant, flowers, and champagne. He’s never been this well prepared for anything in his life, so he admitted that my mother planned the whole thing and forced him to propose, even though neither of us want to get married. She even bought the ring. FML
Today, I'm going to be helping the love of my life pick out an engagement ring for my cousin. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my fiancé won't tell people we're engaged because his mother doesn't approve, and he doesn't want to upset her. FML
Today, I decided I would tell my mom I'm not going to marry my fiancé because it just didn't feel right, only to walk into my own surprise engagement party. FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend asked me to marry him because he could get a tax cut from buying the ring. All of this happened in front of his mother. FML
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obnum 19
lol thats stupid
kaprookie 3
Is he Principal Skinner?
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Comments (194)
crazyrunnergirl 7
It the thought that counts ;)
Poopolicious 5
The day they are getting married mamas walking down the aisle too! So she don't feel left out
Teehee2 0
it's your thought that doesn't count bud.
MrsDruidess 23
yeah the thought that he wants to marry his mom or some other creepy thought. . . RUN OP RUN!!!!
booiloveeyou 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
thats so sweet :)
bingababe 16
Sweet?! More like highly disturbing!!
IscoreOnU 19
Anyone else think of psycho?
emirie 21
I did! I love that movie.
obnum 19
lol thats stupid
m0tl3ycru3 0
Moms mad because her son is getting more action than her.
thaCODgod 4
Very stupid. OP's bf is weird as hell
Blissfull_Sin 7
Lmao wtf... Who does that?
RadioOctopus 16
hahahahaha creepy!!!
xXxAPersonxXx 6
What the **** is in your mouth? O_e
TeamCatastrophe 3
A pickle? Shit? Play dough? Paint? Peanut butter, green paint and corn? o.O
Jesus_Christ69 0
BEEF .
tmmundy 17
#11...I'm going with shit. Do I win? lmao
BRAINSOVERLOOKS 0
And it begins.....
corporatescoundr 25
What begins? Did I miss something?? Why do my question marks keep increasing???
cinderella10383 6
Psycho mother in law butting her nose into Their relationship, her son hanging out with mama more than fiancée... Umm god forbid they have children mom in law will try and force a name on them and son will go for it
Torva_fml 16
Aaahhhh, I moderated this one ;) Tell him that he can just go marry your mom then... :)
Savra_fml 17
Why would he marry OPs mom? It is his own mother that he will be buying the ring for
cinderella10383 6
You mean his own mom right?
tweetypie 18
Why does this have so many thumbs up?
kaprookie 3
Is he Principal Skinner?
dreamer2012 16
Win ^^^
zfchatroulette 24
you sir win the prize for most perfect comment
Toowoo 3
Someones overly attached to there mom
johannawho 14
*their
FYLDeep 26
his*
Toowoo 3
Thanks for correcting lol
Jesus_Christ69 0
Threesome? O.– (winky face)
Savra_fml 17
Jesus Christ! It's comments like that that could get you cruicified.
YayFlameWarz 9
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YayFlameWarz 9
Please pardon the triple post my contact fell out and FML decided to hit enter 3 times as i frantically put it back in
Xo_CuPcAkLuVa_oX 6
12- Thank you for being a complete douche and insulting Jesus. -.-
leadman1989 16
Oedipal complex.
leadman1989 16
You doubt me? They're both correct...
Bleepbloop360 7
Oedipus was the first ************!
fanalee 10
Nice! I agree!!
mrslunn 0
My fiancé would probably do the same. Stupid mommys boys!