Today, I went to a baseball game. It was windy, so I decided to get my hat from the car trunk. When I opened it and reached in, loose papers started flying everywhere. Panicked, my dad slammed the trunk shut on my fingers. Entering the stadium, I discovered it was free hat day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my family went to a football game. It was a little cold, but then it started to rain. I wasn't dressed for rain and I'd left my umbrella in the car. My dad wouldn't let us leave our seats for the whole game. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML
Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of a sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML
Today, I was at my son's baseball game when a foul ball came flying toward my brand new car. In an attempt to save my windshield, I dove onto trying to stop the ball only to land on my windshield, crack it and see the ball land safely on the ground next to my car. FML
Today, I went off-roading with a group of people. I'd been to wearing a $250 hat while my brother was driving at least 60mph in the dirt, it flew off my head. When I returned to go retrieve it, someone had taken it. FML
Today, while at the beach, my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost sight and realized I was no match for the wind. I get back and he's wearing the hat. I chased a fucking trash bag for a mile thinking it was his hat. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML
Today, I was selected to throw the ceremonial first pitch at a baseball game. I practiced every evening for two weeks. In front of hundreds of people, I got so nervous that I let go of the ball behind me instead of towards homeplate. The mascot had to retrieve it. FML
Today, I was taking a nap when my dad texted me, asking me to go check the mail. So I went outside, then the wind blew the front door shut, and it automatically locked. I didn’t have my key. FML
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Top comments
Miss_Michaela 10
Hell, to get a free hat I'd take a few bruised fingers. Remember, a hat is for life, not just for baseball games. Plus your fingers would heal. The void in your heart craving for a hat would take much longer..
forgettingsunday 0
obvious prostitute
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Comments (104)
Navith 13
I don't understand why the majority of people said that OP deserved it.
yuggi1 11
Me no hablo en English. :(
jazziness 12
tu parle français??
rallets 23
hablas espanol?
Aoifexzx 3
you obviously don't speak Spanish either cause that was terrible "me I don't speak in English" ?
Aoifexzx 3
you obviously don't speak Spanish either, I don't speak alot but even I know that doesn't make sense / the grammar is terrible ..
JenL_fml 7
35, that's what I was thinking.
Aoifexzx 3
TROLL!
yuggi1 11
33: And I suppose you speak perfect Spanish? O.0 *snort* My comment was perfectly reasonable. Since "me" and "I" are the same- it's fair game. From then on everything was grammatically correct, and it's spelled hablo with "h", btw. Grrr... Go mess with someone else's comments. >:/
yuggi1 11
P.S. I'm perfectly aware "me" means "Yo". >:/
yuggi1 11
I'm perfectly aware "me" means "Yo", I decided to make a Spanglish comment for X reasons. Therefore, don't judge what you cannot understand.
mintcar 10
22, 39, 41, 45, it's not that serious. Calm down a bit.
sarapsosis 1
你们能不能说话中文吗？
dugweacr 2
wat does op mean I'm new
cloudy01 0
original poster
caester9 0
orange peel
forgettingsunday 0
obvious prostitute
rebekahah 7
I don't get it either, but at least the majority is fyl, now. :)
jonan1212 5
old pussy
69_jackson_69 0
Ornamental Pubes
drew2711 0
59 get familiar with the term "op", it's oblong penis
MrFlintstone 5
oozing pimple
MrFlintstone 5
odd penguin
funnyFMLSplz 0
no no, all wrong. it's oprahs penis
MrFlintstone 5
operation p. e. n. u. s. e. x. o. r. a e. t. i. i. t i. r s. n. i n e. y. e. s g. m. f l. y y. i n g l y satisfying
rocket2 0
OP deserved it for going to a dodger game
pinkpolarbear 8
104, you stole my comment haha, i TOTALLY agree. Why do you need a hat? Like really?
khaya 9
Your dad did the right thing, smart man.
T3P33_fml 0
i would have done the same.
Buck6991 0
yeah he's smart. he just smashed his son's hand so he couldn't masturbating at night.
Shootamonkey3 0
Yeah OP is right. it's windy as **** in Northern California.
ScuseMePrincess 2
At least you got a free hat.
theten_fml 9
at least it wasn't hat free day.
starwind3438 9
17, reread the post. it says it was free hat day.
JenL_fml 7
23, reread 17's comment
rallets 23
25, reread 34's comment
RedPillSucks 33
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
Jonkbaby 23
lmbo 17 and 34
VeeVengeance 0
25, reread 23's comment
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Hi.
theten_fml 9
23, I know what it says. thank you 25
Basket_Case_ 0
lol 67, I understand what you meant.
Buck6991 0
ughh..all these numbers are confusing me
Thanatos1206 0
Too bad it wasn't FREE BALLOON DAY!!
sgtrobswifey 0
Better to have had it and not needed it, than needed it and not have it.. Now you don't need it, an ya get a free hat. Maybe they'll give you free ice too.. for your hand.
RedPillSucks 33
What she needs now are new fingers to replace the ones that got slammed off in the trunk
Miss_Michaela 10
Hell, to get a free hat I'd take a few bruised fingers. Remember, a hat is for life, not just for baseball games. Plus your fingers would heal. The void in your heart craving for a hat would take much longer..
Nimmrodel 11
I disagree a hat can only bring joy for a little while. Fingers on the other hand can bring joy whenever the time calls for it.
Miss_Michaela 10
Unless you are a Hat Collector. :P
stephanie911_fml 0
I wouldn't get too excited over a hat. I mean, come on.
ajt1562 0
You got a free hat at least if u find the other you can have two
Jonkbaby 23
lol
Kingcc 0
woww that sucks! but its ok u got a hat!!! :)
PassTheDutch 0
who keeps there hat in the trunk of a car. FYL.
PassTheDutch 0
their hat.
Tysonator 0
Why do you need a hat if it's windy?? Makes no sense. If it was sunny and you wanted protection, I'd understand, but really.. if anything, your hat would continually get blown off.
hayq 5
a hat will help control long hair from blowing around in the breeze
catatonicsleep 17
a hat will also get carried away by the breeze... if your hair is long it would be better to tie it back
REFLEXED 7
Thank you!! I was looking for a comment like yours but apparently everyone thinks that hats are made for windy days, not sunny. the hat will definitely blow away!
Sprocket 5
You can tighten baseball hats.
WallyTheWombat 0
Yea that's what I was thinking. "it sure is windy, good thing I have my hat!" just doesn't make sense to me. if you have long hair then tie it back.
CkMystic 0
if she has bangs, the hat would keep them from flying into her eyes. it's annoying as hell.
TehFMLKing 0
Free hats > Fingers anyday
dudeitsdanny 10
Unless you're single...