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Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend asked me what he should get his mother for her birthday. FML

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ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10

He was thinking of his mother during sex... *shudder*

My_Nightmare 19

No time like the present to start thinking about it

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Comments (149)

MattDoucher 1

*clever comment*

xii_clueless 0

Well? Did you answer him?

Dunvanation 4

Nothin like small talk during sex...

yabbadabbadooyah 12

Especially about your mother.

KingOfAmazing 9

A grandchild would have been the perfect idea for a gift, especially at a time like that

JocelynKaulitz 28

Maybe he was trying to find ways to last longer.

Ray_of_midnight 23

And I was about to say "As long as it isn't grandchildren."

andrew6p 19

By spoiling the moment?

d_unsub 12

OP should have replied "An ******"

Judahsh 8

119- thats a nasty picture you just put in my head

My_Nightmare 19

No time like the present to start thinking about it

MCRaddict15 15

He obviously thought OP knew the perfect present to get his mother.

Braxton_84 3

Sounds like awesome sex if that's going through his mind..............

pokefan813 16

3 - not sure if that was a hidden pun, or a coincidence...

My_Nightmare 19

106-Maybe a little bit of both. I can't help it. It just cums to me. ^_^

ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10

He was thinking of his mother during sex... *shudder*

Psych101 9

Does this remind anyone else of the TV show Archer?

graffitied_love 20

It reminds me of Howard from The Big Bang Theory

TrueTriage 16

Eh sounds very Freudian to me.

Psych101 9

43- You're right... Shit, OP did you check to see if his father is dead?

yankfan89 27

Grandchildren!

suxx4uu 0

Graffitied_Love, That's what I thought too!!!!

AKGirlinSD 20

I agree with 4. When I was 210 pounds, my boyfriend at the time was really into me because I had the same characteristics of his mother. I soon found out I was almost as big as her too. It grossed me out. A lot of guys admit to going out with women who remind them of their mothers. Yet, a lot of women go after men who remind them of their fathers.

Teyros 24

Maybe he hasn't been completely honest with what he's into..?

hatesfate 6

Doesn't matter had sex

nevershoutkendal_fml 11

Prepare for a big storm of down-votes. Everyone seems to hate that line here.

hatesfate 6

I don't go for ups or downs, I post to piss people like you off....

ManInTheMachine 20

Well you're obviously not posting to make an intelligent statement. I know you know that is an overused statement, so you're obviously trolling. Pathetic.

kjklopu 1

People may hate but thats funny as hell

nevershoutkendal_fml 11

32- I wasn't aware that hell was funny. I'm not going to even bother with your grammar mistakes.

nevershoutkendal_fml 11

And 19- See. I warned you.

poisonfish 3

I lol'd. is that trolling too? some of y'all are no fun at all.

klovemachine 24

Ah yeah #7 :) ah yeah

hatesfate 6

21 - is it as pathetic as taking this site so seriously? Lol Don't hate be because you're an idiot

ManInTheMachine 20

hatesfate: I come here to do two things: 1.) Crack jokes with the smarter commenters. 2.) To rip little ***** like you a new one. Unfortunately I do #2 more than one, because of the sheer abundance of fools like yourself, so I do come across as serious more often. If you'd like it otherwise, then keep the stupid shit to yourself and tell your troll buddies to follow suit. Then you might see a change.

hatesfate 6

If you think you're ripping me a new one you're taking this too seriously kiddo. ~_^

pokefan813 16

94 - You're not "tearing little ***** to shreds" We have moderators for that. You're just being a condescending prick who thinks he's better than most of the commenters here.

Teyros 24

Haha :3 who is serious anymore d:? Not OP's relationship ;)

nevershoutkendal_fml 11

I would be worried if a guy thought about his mom during sex. Was the sex that bad? Or does the thought of his mother get him going? I hope it's the former and not the latter.

hatesfate 6

I would be worried if you were having sex in the first place... Yer still too young! -gets off of parenting role- But you're right I would be worried about him too...

nevershoutkendal_fml 11

I'm not any time soon. That's a VERY long way off. I don't have to worry about it. And nowhere did it say I was sexually active.

thgiL 9

Thanks I'm glad we all know your sexual role for upcoming years now.

fmljerry26 3

17 is the magic age. Makes me wonder when I look at the OP username.

nevershoutkendal_fml 11

38- So, 11 brought it up, but you're not giving them any flack? That's fair.

hatesfate 6

If life were fair there'd be no reason for FML

redneckguy429 1

he's trying to please both ladies in his life

Mercy71195 4

Hahahahahaha, that got me lol!!

esines 9

Ha your name fits it

Sir_Crackerjacks 5

ADD is fun isn't it OP? I think there's a song about something like that happening. Good song.

nevershoutkendal_fml 11

I'm hoping and praying you aren't referencing that song by Victoria Justice or whatever. She mentions something about being attention deficit...

nevershoutkendal_fml 11

10- I read your comment wrong. I'm sorry. D: Forgive me!

Sir_Crackerjacks 5

25- no It's by a guy but I can't remember it.

SweetJTBR 22

25- Would it be Sail, by AWOLNATION ? He blames everything on his A.D.D. Lol.

random_jay 6

BLAME IT ON MY A.D.D BABY!

zombiebombatron 6

A new ******* son. *whappam!* hahaaa

TheSnakeDoctor20 17

What in the **** did I just read?

zombiebombatron 6

You read verbal abuse to the asshole boyfriend who was mentioned in this post. Haha, how does that not make sense? **** it I don't care lalalalaaaaa

ruabadfishtoo 0

How is he an asshole? That's a little harsh don't ya think?

gracehi 33

Weird? Yes. Asshole? Maybe, but not because of this.