Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because I look like his favorite Hentai character. FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted the reason he was dating me was because he has a fetish for grandmothers and apparently I look, smell, and act like one. FML
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Top comments
marcranger 29
Tell him he was absolutely right, then pull out your biggest strap-on and tell him to bend over.
giantsfan2010 23
How do you judge that just by looking at someone? Sorry OP.
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Comments (98)
Morning_fml 22
What an asshole.
grogers311 20
Yup, that's what he's going for!
qdawg06 23
Well are you? Into anal that is.
brivielle 15
Well are you always this nosy?
brandoneyez1 25
What does a girl that likes anal look like?
Yousaho 10
Your mom
sorryheadphones 26
Hopefully he sees you more than that now
CVTTRVN 19
Highlyyy doubt that.
katieemerr 15
I know a woman who has a tattoo that says 'fist me' above her crack and an arrow pointing down.. Unless you have something as vulgar as this I don't see how he can say you 'look' like you do anal. Get rid of him as he's just a user. Users are abusers :)
Nerdgurl86 18
Nothing wrong with anal, but it's certainly not the sole reason to be dating someone.
mattrd_fml 31
was he right?
mld4657 28
well are you?
BitchWilderness 11
Well... r u really into anal?? or we cn say it ws his loss to assume something like that. Total waist of ur time! But, hey, it's rather cool that u're able to give an impression of that nature if u weren't in that stuff. You hv those gimmicks fr which many other girls wud still get pissed off... so Cheers! :P
cryssycakesx3 23
have you spilled something on your keyboard?
Ichiya 29
I think its speaking, but I don't know idiot.
DariaTrent 6
Say yes I am into anal and stick a dill up his ass
sicksadworld1317 30
No one likes a pickle ******. That's just irresponsible and unsanitary. Better make it a strap on instead.
Ichiya 29
Tickle my pickle is a phrase