Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because I look like his favorite Hentai character. FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted the reason he was dating me was because he has a fetish for grandmothers and apparently I look, smell, and act like one. FML
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Top comments
marcranger 29
Tell him he was absolutely right, then pull out your biggest strap-on and tell him to bend over.
giantsfan2010 23
How do you judge that just by looking at someone? Sorry OP.
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Comments (98)
northernirishguy 5
Well are you into it?
lillithraven95 11
Woah, OP that sucks. I hope you gave that guy a lesson!
swedeNix 13
Guess he is gay
DryRiRa 4
who else wants to know if they look like they'd be into anal??
Ironmanplus 12
Well are you?