Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because I look like his favorite Hentai character. FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted the reason he was dating me was because he has a fetish for grandmothers and apparently I look, smell, and act like one. FML
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Top comments
marcranger 29
Tell him he was absolutely right, then pull out your biggest strap-on and tell him to bend over.
giantsfan2010 23
How do you judge that just by looking at someone? Sorry OP.
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Comments (98)
mosquito19 14
we call it chilli dogging in Texas.
ceelos97 16
Well are you?
martin8337 36
Is your name Anna Lee? :)
Fpsradioactive 8
well the question is are you?
mishwarner 14
He sounds like a charmer. Are you still with him?
theaccountant 10
Well she's his girlfriend now so she must be into it
dawood_k 27
Should have said yes I'm into anal I love assholes that's why I'm dating you
Parvati48 15
What?! O.o I'm sorry OP, hope you dumped his ass.
MrUnkn0wn 13
Well are you?
ikindalikeit 1
You should consider breaking up with him... he'd be a huge pain in the ass to deal with in the long term.