Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because I look like his favorite Hentai character. FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted the reason he was dating me was because he has a fetish for grandmothers and apparently I look, smell, and act like one. FML
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Top comments
marcranger 29
Tell him he was absolutely right, then pull out your biggest strap-on and tell him to bend over.
giantsfan2010 23
How do you judge that just by looking at someone? Sorry OP.
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Comments (98)
DenverTyrrell 13
Are you...? Sorry just joking, but if you both now love each other it's kinda good he asked you out right?
captainsmegma 12
If he was looking for anal I'm guessing he found it with you since you referred to him as "boyfriend".
mandrake1878 5
sorry but well are you?
demonfacee 14
Dump him, he doesn't truly love you if he only wants anal.
LisaDay 14
if hes still with her, hes not just with her for sex. it maybe what his reasoning for actually going up and asking her out, but something else kept him with her too. they might have the perfect relationship.
syed121417 22
Honestly the reason people approach someone and why they stay with them could very well be two different reasons. I don't think you should break up with him for that reasoning. He's still with you so obviously he's not using you for anal or sex at all. He obviously likes you for you, or else he wouldn't just stay with someone just because he believes they might like something. I wouldn't worry about it, OP.
DylanHasClass 17
Thats rude...
pdog_fml 2
Well are you! Lol! Sorry OP
AFaye3964 17
Are you?
dotar_fml 23
Well are you?
rainbowdonnareed 18
tell him"thank God! I wanted to do a guy that way for ages! How big of a strap do you want me to wear! don't worry baby it doesn't make you gay it will just spice things up love you"
AirBusDriver 23
TFF! That would be a perfect response.
Marie314 17
Makes me curious as to how long you've been together before you found that out