Today, I found out I will not be getting my class ring. The jeweler has a policy against doing engravings that contain "obscene or offensive language or phrases". What obscene phrase did I want? My initials and year. W.T.F. 2010. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a ring to be cleaned, and the jeweler offered to clean all my rings, so I gave them to him. When he gave them back, he said he'd polished all the scratches on the wedding band. The “scratches” were the remains of the original engraving on my dead father's wedding band. FML
Today, after months of saving, I went to buy the wedding ring I promised to buy my fiancée. Just seconds after I walked in, the owner asked me to leave, saying he doesn't serve "trash" like me, while pointing at the memorial tattoo on the back of my hand. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML
Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over two hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML
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loveyabb 0
WTF? Change your name.
Crickmasta 0
hahaha, fyl this is hilarious
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Crickmasta 0
hahaha, fyl this is hilarious
B_Foxy 0
My initials are B.J.S. I'm serious. :/
kayceesaysfyl 0
i second that
pohkerfayce 0
lolllz
terranada 3
lol ur parents have probably been plotting that for years xD
loveyabb 0
WTF? Change your name.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Yeah, just because of a class ring... I think its funny. Just call and complain? Hopefully they will understand
herpaderpaherp 17
I had to read that twice to get your joke.
Belief_fml 0
That is funny but it's not really a big deal...I mean your life isn't ****** now that you can't get a class ring.
Bobby100 14
the ring costs around $200 where i live
whoisthisgirl 4
yeah the nicer ones at my school can et to be over 600$
lorraineald 7
I got my class ring and it was over $400. But I got mine in white gold because its pretty.
sayyestothedress 24
OP isn't talking about the ring. OP is talking about how her initials are W.T.F. So she can't get the class ring!
ZeroZenX 0
Just don't get your initials on your ring?
JaneDoe_71 0
Google it! ;)
BeeSkwaird 0
Google what?
Mauskau 36
agreed, google what?!
RunnerBack33 1
google your face, that's what.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
What are you talking about, Janedoe? #4 did not ask a 'How' question.
Trilly123 10
I think maybe google 'class ring', it usually has the persons initials and class year engraved.
facebook123 0
lmao. thats freakin awesome
No_fyl_cuz_ydi 0
why did you want a ring? it's a waste of money ... you wear it once then put it away for safe keeping ... which is why I didn't waste the money on one
Xmarshall16X 5
You and OP are obviously different people. It doesn't matter what you want. OP wants a class ring, and now he can't get one.
lorraineald 7
I got my class ring and I wear it every day. I've had it for over a year. It has a permanent spot on my hand.
kawaiisakura 12
Wear it once? I wear mine a lot. I made sure to get one that I would love to wear, and I do.
avoidthegirl 6
YDI for wanting a class ring. I bet you're one of those kids that will cherish high school as the best years of your life, huh? I mean, I had fun in high school but college is WAAAAYYY more fun.
thejerk56 8
i agree. college is so much better.
BLNovelist 0
Um...colleges have 'class rings' as well, you know. At least, I know the ones around where I'm at do.
kawaiisakura 12
I wanted and got a class ring. Do I think high school was awesome? Hell no. There's nothing wrong with wanting a class ring
powersticks 16
@#7 I wear my class rings almost every day and I've had it for over 2 years.
kukopia 0
How often do you use the decoder?? You do realize, the ring exposes you as a dork.. don't you?!??
reyemrein 0
So is using the word "dork" if you're not still in elelmentary school.
loveyabb 0
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Uh, go to a different jeweler. FML for wasting my time reading this crap.
asafetybuzz 0
FYL for also wasting your time replying to this "crap." good job.
Lingonberry668 0
haha, very true!
_Annonymous_ 0
27, that's what I was thinking
justmeagirl 0
Thanks, Mom and Dad. oy. lol.