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shorty This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Encouragement

Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said, "Yeah, horizontally." FML

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Anonymous 24 February 2010, 14:20 Israel

Today, after months of searching I finally got a job interview. Too bad I didn't have enough money to buy a bus ticket to get there. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff Canada

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

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