Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML
Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, I woke up late and rushed to catch the bus. I sprinted heroically, slipped on wet pavement, and skidded directly into a puddle deep enough to baptize me. The driver waited just long enough to make eye contact before closing the doors and leaving. FML
Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML
Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML
Today, I took a two-hour bus ride to get to orientation, got stuck a block away because the pedestrian sidewalk was closed, waited half-an-hour for my ride in the rain, when someone called the cops on me for acting suspicious. I got to the interview soaking wet, and they told me they'd rescheduled. FML
Today, I was traveling by bus. There were no spare seats, so I stood next to a seated lady. When she got off at her stop, I was amused because her bum made the shape of a mushroom on the seat. I went to sit on it. So I'm sitting there when I realise the seat is really warm... and wet. FML
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LauraAurora 0
That guy's a jerk.
gigi37 0
That's bullshit; it was obviously raining and other people had to wait in the rain too, I'm sure. Although they probably weren't as drenched as you... I hope you weren't going anywhere important..
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mariusea 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
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ninaaftermath 0
Are you black?
allie2590 31
Are you white?
junaho 0
But, if Youre thinkin About my baby It dont matter if youre Black or white
thealliance 0
YDI FOR uSING PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION! Now go make me a sandwich
BadOwner 0
#1 WHAT THE ****! you can say "are you white" but not "are you black" the mods can hop DESE NUTS YO!
bigcrazymike 6
OMG! That's just what I was gonna ask!
LauraAurora 0
That guy's a jerk.
ISellHerbs 0
Or its just a fake FML. It didn't rain in Missouri today or yesterday. That or at least it didn't happen "today"
dabronc7 0
yeah it did dumbass, it rained both friday and saturday. Get your facts straight troll.
mister_moops 0
wowwww are you half retarded? he said yesterday and today and you say friday and saturday.
slasher29 0
guys, you kinda have to say today. and you should've gotton water on him somehow. then call him a hypocrite
gigi37 0
That's bullshit; it was obviously raining and other people had to wait in the rain too, I'm sure. Although they probably weren't as drenched as you... I hope you weren't going anywhere important..
DeadxManxWalking 27
bus to school?
psychocunt 20
who would wait an hour and a half for a school bus?
paix14 0
Ouch. Thats ****** up; I woulda cursed him out. AND WHO THE **** CARES IF UR FIRST U DOUCHE BAG. Get a ******* life if it makes u feel special
No_Heart 0
I hate people who use the get a life insult on the interwebs.
Flamersplamer 0
get a death.
genius_man16 1
Personally I love it, #22. The irony makes for wonderful lulz.
V4ZQU3Z 0
knock knock whose there? i eat mop i eat mop who? gross you eat your poo? lololololololo
caligal14 0
Aww that sucks! He's a jerk. I'm pretty sure bus drivers where I live wouldn't be able to care less haha
viral_fml 0
Just wow. Fail.
turnedoffTVgrey 0
Do the buses where you live have leather seats? He should've been glad that you were just soaked with water instead of getting on the bus and pissing on it like a lot of people do.
orchids_torturer 0
YDI for not being waterproof... like me. the orchids' torturer has spoken. lols jk that sucks balls.
wubbie6723 0
ppl have serious problems, ppl meaning that bus driver. u should have yelled at him thats what i would do
DJ_Chutfield 4
You could've promised to stand up. Then get the bus number and report his ass. That sucks though, FYL.