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Mr Bellflower, USA 38 years-old It's complicated

Anonymous 24 January 2010, 08:55 Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML

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Trey 19 November 2011, 01:58 United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend over to her first dinner with my family. My gramps spent the entire dinner telling my girlfriend how the Illuminati are plotting to take over the world and use microchips to control everyone. So much for being taken seriously now. FML

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