Today, I walked into the kitchen at the exact moment my uncle decided to bend over in short shorts. Apparently, his ballsack decided it needed extra room, because it dangled out of his pant leg. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while trying to help my disabled uncle into his walker, his one testicle popped out of the leg of his short shorts. I asked him to adjust himself and had to hold on to his walker as he did it. FML
Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML
Today, when I bent down to get something off a low shelf at the grocery store, I felt my shorts split wide open at the butt. All my husband did was make jokes about "that's not how you do the splits." FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, I woke up and opened my curtains to see my gardener up a ladder in front of my window tending to the plants growing up the side of the wall. This would've been fine if his ballsack wasn't hanging out his shorts. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
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23lf 16
Wash your eyes out with battery acid.
nothing92x 13
Worst ad ever. "Who wears short sho- OH GOD NO THEY ARE NOT FOR YOU!!!!"
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Comments (95)
23lf 16
Wash your eyes out with battery acid.
nothing92x 13
I thought you had to use bleach to wash your eyes out.
sarah5745 41
Same effect though
sayyestothedress 24
#1 I suggest REAL acid!
noah_1234 24
im sure he's going to go with mine which is sucking the eyeballs out with a vacuum.
Kyle1dc 17
but your mind's eye will never be clean again...
doctorhook86 25
#24: Just so you know for the future, battery acid is "REAL" acid. There are many, many kinds of real acid.
Eyeslick 33
Don't forget the brain bleach!
Geeve95 11
Washing your eyes out won't do anything. The memory will remain inside your brain. You've seen what they look like. If only you could go back in time to warn yourself from that moment.
jake238 9
I feel like washing ur eye out with battery acid would be worse than seeing ur uncles balls
sockoiid 13
You should go back in time and punch yourself in the face. 100% forget guarantee!
Ichiya 29
1/2 cup bleach + 1 cup ammonia = no memory.
LocsOn 13
bendova make ya knees touch ya elbows!!
incoherentrmblr 22
Talk about playing peekaboo...
salespeople123 6
Don't look
sarah5745 41
A bit too late for that!
orbit 22
Serves op right. They should have gotten their uncle longer shorts for Christmas.
Alexismaria 15
Op here, and shit. He just moved in with us it isn't Christmas yet.
orbit 22
Any chance his birthday is??
brivielle 15
Wow he's got balls wearing short shorts around the house. Now even after he's gone you'll always remember his balls. Men In Black would come in handy here.
christina3466 17
Sounds like Bad Grandpa except it's real this time...
KittyLahv 27
Bad Uncle.
MrSassypants 34
Bad Uncle Grandpa? But seriously.... that show is bad.
schhichick 14
Sounds like he guest starred as Phoebe Buffay's boyfriend
nothing92x 13
Worst ad ever. "Who wears short sho- OH GOD NO THEY ARE NOT FOR YOU!!!!"
devildog562 33
Billy Madison !! Classic. "I can see his balls."
schhichick 14
Gunther classic, "Put the mouse back in the house."
TheCO 5
sounds like a hairy situation
nothing92x 13
What if he was smooth?
Flaming_Pandas 15
*downvoted into the depths of hell*
Geeve95 11
Down vote for shitty over used pun Down vote for not helping Up vote for trying.
expertsmilee 26
I just picture the balls hanging out yelling "freedom!".
junkman6 22
"Are you not entertained!!!" For some reason that's what I imagine them yelling as they triumphantly escape short short captivity.
RJKomo12 4
Just imagine the illustration for this FML...on second thought maybe you shouldn't!
junkman6 22
So my warped mind is at it again... I'm imagining the right nut and the left nut battling it out in legionnaire armor as they fight for the ever closing gap of light to escape the depths of short short prison. I'm talking gladius' and shields Sparta kicks and screaming. Yes my mind is a dangerous place. And I'm thinking about an old mans nuts going gladiator with eachother....
sdlr32787 18
THE GOAT!!!!
False_Stupidity 42
Yes? What about goats?
RusticChick 27
I can say that I have experienced this, personally. The guy was damn near 60 years old. I know you understand when I say scarred for life. I know the feels, OP, unfortunately..
RedPillSucks 33
Oh, that was you? Sorry, but I hurried to put something on so I could go outside and get the paper. Had you looked a bit longer you would have seen the glorious result that split pants reveal
Wizardo 34
10m of mental floss, stat!