Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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InfantryMan7861 4
You should have ended it with "**** you, and goodnight".
Rainbow_sparkles 7
After the song, you should tell everybody what she did
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soupbar 5
She's such a bitch, there's no way she would hire your band without knowing you were the lead singer.
mxobxo 8
i would have just never gone and cursed them to hell
lalaney 14
To clarify, I said YDI because you should've turned the gig down. If you're a jazz group and you sing standards, it wouldn't be that hard to find another singer for one gig. You should also know your own gigging schedule better. Don't put yourself through things like this, OP.
Ugi 27
I think this is where you substitute that famous romantic classic "I caught an STD off that cheating bitch!"
doglover100 29
That's where you add your own choice of words into the song.
MinaGermania 12
So let me get this straight she hired the band of her ex husband to play at her wedding with the guy she cheated with demanding they play what used to be their song.....oh yeah she is not worth a thought or tear
CougeeSwagg 19
That all sucks the great hairy meatball
foreverhappy98 10
I am so sorry. You should just mess up the song and be like, "WHAT NOW?!"
elmateo_fml 9
I have to say this in spanish: Que bien duro golpe en los huevos hombre, Hasta lo senti en me pecho, te siento hombre. Buena suerte y que encontras una mujer que no es puta. Translation: What a good hard kick in the balls man, I even felt it inside my chest, I feel you man. Good luck and may you find a woman who isn't a *****. (To all you who speak spanish, feel free to correct my terrible spanish lol)
fantasyworld 39
Mess up the words. Or just play badly.