Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML
Today, I learned that when my girlfriend was a kid, she enjoyed torturing animals for fun. Nice to know she was lying when she said the idea of harming an animal “makes her sick to her stomach.” FML
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nicola1233 0
f your dogs life
Snow_Daisy 7
gross!
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Comments (219)
wordgirl 0
Your dog is being abused. :)
x805xUnknown 6
Yummy, lucky dogg.....
toeknee33 0
lmao lucky dog!!
jein_fml 0
lmao!! HAHA who would feed dogs their own boogers i mean,,come on wtf?
happypapp12 0
Told you not to name the dog tissue...
babybubz 0
not funny.
iheart655 0
agree with #73...wtf...
vishuz 0
Humor Fail.......BAW!!!
Elizabeth_lyi 0
yea #16, that's just weird
AlterEggo 0
Time to find a less disgusting girl. FYL. Especially if that turns her on.
razz27 0
guys, guys, guys stop his gf is just 5
expen_dable 0
I bet there's a lot of other things she does with the dog that you don't know about,,,
fml9585 0
woot 21st!!! (I do this cuz I luv how ppl rage over it :D)
youdidwhatnow 0
Uhm...actually 22nd.
Gumblebum100 0
ya if your gonna do that you might want to actually check in the replies to see of there is a 21st because your 22nd
KurouTenshi 0
LMAO @ #22 and the comments that follow xD I swear that was a goddamn trinity... 1. OVER-OBVIOUS troll... 2. angry mob... 3. grammar nazi! :D ******* yay!
hachbee 0
gross