Dogs, Gross and Animals: I'm fine, this is fine

I'm fine, this is fine

By btg - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

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Saturday 6 February 2010 12:08

f your dogs life

Snow_Daisy 7

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:07

gross!

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killergummyworm 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:56

omfg that's discusting! is she 11 yrs old? dump her

ShantiKumar 4

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:43

hahahah!!! who would ever think of that?!?!?!? im commending her for her awkward imagination :)

JP101 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:47

Dude...get rid of her! Animal Abuse FTW!

Jimmy_Jam24 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 3:03

the dog must enjoy them if he keeps eating them

chikiitaaa 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 3:49

ew that shit is mad nasty

sophish32 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:13

That's really, really creepy

emilybock 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:19

hahahaha

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:52

How long till we see this training technique on the Dog Whisperer?

NoteMyGrin 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 5:17

): I don't like that at all.

Trixies100 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 5:23

omg my sister does that it gross

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