Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
Ew, dude
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
My love language is…
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML
Seduction technique
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Digging for gold
Today, after a bad head cold, my boyfriend woke up, shambled to the bathroom and sniffled. He then pulled the biggest booger I've ever seen out of his nose; it looked like a giant slug. He took a picture, then set it as his lock screen. FML
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kelciimackk 24
Does he work at Booger King? I'm sorry for making a joke, it snot funny.
papygeorges 17
I would feel sick too if I were you... The bastard did not even offer to share! How selfish is that!
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Comments (111)
ninjamadi 16
"All men do it"-Kristoff ok but seriously that is disgusting!!!! I can't handle snot so I would of thrown up. you need to have a serious talk with him.
FrietvanPiet 16
As a non-native English speaker I have a question, why do people mess up the would have? I've been seeing it a lot recently
sylvienoir 18
The contraction for it is "would've" which, when said out loud, sounds kind of like "would of".
Mons_fml 27
Oy naah, this guy is a full on boundaryless animal. Words wont reach him. The primal instincts have taken over.
nomoreparty 11
if all men u know do it then i feel pity for u. Else u do not know much about men..
antisolid87 5
Love the frozen reference. Anyways disgusting, yes. Healthy, inconclusive only theories that it helps immune system by introducing bacteria and viruses in a near dead state. Either way I still find it disgusting and should talk to him about it
PhasesPhantom 22
You know everyone has mucus in their mouth, right?
ninjamadi 16
#27 I'm also from the South, so we type and speak a little differently.
yerawizardlizzy 27
In the south it's still would've, which is still a contraction for would have. It's pronounced the same and spelled the same everywhere you go.
lilbird187 9
I'm from the south as well, and I do not talk like a uneducated idiot.
jessmakesamess 9
that reminds me of when I was a kid my cousins used to stay over and I watched one of them pick a huge juicy booger that was like the size of her palm then let the dog eat it....*shudders inwardly*
amileah13 26
I've never understood what is so fascinating about eating a booger. Seriously, that's gross.
jtthegr8 26
It's actually a really hard habit to break. Also, since mucus traps harmful bacteria and minor viruses it helps with the immune system.. So there's a plus side..
cheeeksss 29
No no. Do not try to find a plus side on consuming a booger. Just no.
Dave_Davington 34
Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it, hombre.
Ayasha_fml 12
Immune system help partly a habit, but partly the salt if you like salty tastes Sounds gross, but it's not your body. On the flip side, if you still can't break the habit, do it only in absolute private so you won't be judged and others won't be grossed out.
Brandi_Faith 34
There is no benefit to your immune system. People have made this up because they want to excuse their disgusting habit. Snot & mucous goes down the nose and back of the throat all the time, so we always ingest mucous and snot. So picking a booger & eating it does not increase your immune system more than the snot & mucous that is already being ingested. Good try though booger eaters. *gag*
smallandroid 26
Not a plus side, but whenever I'm sick and congested my snot just kinda leaks into my throat anyway. Gross and annoying, but at least it's sort of a natural thing...
vintageart1994 16
Agreed it's so disgusting
Brandi_Faith 34
That's what I'm saying 84. It's already going down our throat all the time. So if there is a boost in the immune system, eating a few boogers will not increase your immune system any more than all the snot and mucous that is already being ingested. If there's any immune boost its from the snot & mucous already going down our throats. And yes, even though snot & mucous is already being ingested, that is involuntary and not touching our tastebuds. Booger eating is voluntary and touches your tastebuds which is probably why it grosses people out.
abbyade 21
Time to sit him down and discuss hygiene and just like in general. So disgusting (wiggles nose)
nickie_94 18
If I were you, ALL the kissing would stop
kelciimackk 24
Does he work at Booger King? I'm sorry for making a joke, it snot funny.
itsallabootily 17
I knew a guy in high school who proudly ate his boogers, because "they are healthy" he would eat them in class, and didn't care who saw. It was absolutely disgusting!
PDSot 21
my friend said he liked the black ones because they were "crunchy"
Coffeehound 18
Please stop now
photographer49 22
#20 I don't know what's worse the fact your friend eats "black boogers" or the fact you are actually sharing that with people. That's disgusting
breannalee13 9
which one was it? I knew alot at our school.
QueenBii 14
Might want to sanitize the doorknobs and sit down and have a lovely chat with him. Yikes! *cringes*
evanmurphy 14
Gross.
Pharris 5
My husband does that but not as noticeably. He says every guy does it even if it's not around other people lol. Still gross though
jchast98 8
I'm a guy and I've never done it, just the thought repulsed me.
soullyfe 33
@10: One guy can not speak on behalf of every single guy in the world.
LPac5295 27
Every guy certainly does not do it. It's a disgusting habit and just the thought of it makes me shudder.
tomvertigo 17
Since we live in a highly offendable culture Im going to take this chance to say that is sexist stereotyping..
Dextredlomax02 11
i'm a guy and that is just nasty