Today, I received the photos my friend took of me proposing to my girlfriend. I'd proposed at the place we'd first met: the local zoo. When I looked them over, I noticed there was an elephant taking a shit in the background. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while on a weekend away, my boyfriend and I went for a walk. I now get to tell everyone the story of how my boyfriend got down on one knee into a pile of cow shit while proposing. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed! I wanted to get a jump on things so I started looking at photographers, and he mentioned he already knew a good one. I went to check out the photographer’s Instagram and found a picture of my boyfriend… and his wife. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML
Today, on Facebook, I noticed my friend had posted a picture entitled, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" Curious, I checked it out and discovered that while on our hunting trip, my friends took a picture of me, pants around my ankles, leaned up against a tree taking a dump. FML
Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
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Top comments
tarabelle 7
Well, there's always photoshop? I'm sorry op .xx
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Why are you apologizing? Were you the elephant that was pooping?
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Comments (144)
cat_chick 6
That sucks, just like my comment.
ajh557 22
Not as shitty as his proposal
williemac987 5
Oh that sux sorry
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Why are you apologizing? Were you the elephant that was pooping?
AwkwardPartyBear 24
The pressure of getting the first comment must have gotten to you
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Am I the only one wondering if there was peanuts in it?
williemac987 5
Yea I just typed something quickly so I could be first, I actually didn't even read the FML so I was just like oh that stinks
spacemanspiff78 7
Am I the only one wondering why this is even a FML?
JocelynKaulitz 28
Proposing at a zoo…well that's romantic.
CookieGirl4ever 13
Hey, at least he didn't say "that's a shitty situation."
Rowdey 10
54 - That's where they first met, so it kind of is romantic..
reddawn1985 12
Hey when you gotta go... ya gotta go
Wood1andcritter 3
You shouldve its hilarious
JocelynKaulitz 28
64 - then I guess he shouldn't be complaining since he should have seen that coming. The animals weren't really gonna be polite and hold their poop until he's done proposing now were they?
rockaroths 15
95 - and you don't have to be such an asshole
MDTeddy 13
Didn't even read the fml? *facepalm*
ReesieBanana21 12
Awesome!
tarabelle 7
Well, there's always photoshop? I'm sorry op .xx
HonestTruth 5
Yep, just crop it out if its on the side or add the shade effect.
AlexM42 5
Or, you know just use the magic eraser...
j_cat187 20
Let's go tho the curves channel and increase the contrast slightly. Then, clone stamp shit all over the place
SpruceDread4578 13
The biggest reason to hate instagram is because of how HORRIBLY it reduces the picture's quality
EnterSandman_fml 20
Well, perhaps someone with photoshop skills could take care of that.
EnterSandman_fml 20
There's a free alternative to Photoshop called Gimp you could try to fix those pics. It works much better at editing than trying to edit my comment #5 before.
Draconium 8
Anything's free if you're a pirate :D
EnterSandman_fml 20
Gimp is an actual free program though, so no piracy issues for people who suck with computers. People like me lol.
tpike1296 11
Utorrent, thepiratebay.se, and are the only tools you need to pirate. Oh, and reading skills xD
i_canlickmyelbow 3
Or you could...you know, just buy the stuff. Instead of stealing it.
dsbs 9
104- but wahady point in that?
i_canlickmyelbow 3
IDK. I have these things called morals. *shrug*
soccergurrll 8
Don't you just hate when that happens?
challan 19
Shit happens!
Avoriginies_fml_fml 14
At least they weren't doing the dirty deed!
Xxkrystalxxx 10
Sounds like a shitty situation to me -__-
Bonzer 2
Why, just why? That overused joke is used every single time an FML mentions poop, and every time the comment is thumbed down. When will you people learn and come up with an original joke?
JoeRogansBEARD 15
When bush stops eating cats
Bonzer 2
^ Bush will never stop eating pussy!
hockeyoceancity 13
Bonzer, was that picture actually of him eating corn? I think i've seen that picture but with corn and the caption saying, "There's something wrong with this banana!"
Bonzer 2
^ Yes, it was, somebody changed it to make it funnier.
Wood1andcritter 3
What you did there, i see it
Bonzer 2
At least in wasn't in the foreground.
Driveshaft 5
Sorry for that, at least you can photo shop! If in the grand scheme of things, that's all that's wrong, you're doing pretty good though!
kimberx 0
Well*
IndyJustin 4
Now THATS a funny story