Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Today, I was looking at my wedding pictures I had just ordered and I tried to flick something off one of the pictures, but it wouldn't come off. In a panic I quickly looked through all of my pictures and realized that I had a booger sticking out of my nose. No one told me. FML
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask my girlfriend to let me in, I saw her on the sofa, digging a huge booger out of her nose and eating it. FML
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML
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millsjoshua949 12
Holy shit!! Why would you do that? Anywhere but especially at someone else's house. That is just disgusting!! ydi
tanman230 10
you thought it was appropriate to do that nasty shit in the first place
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Comments (6)
Allie614032 34
C'mon, man, save it for home. Or the bathroom. Not where you eat.
Exaspera 55
Were you raised by wolves?!
tanman230 10
you thought it was appropriate to do that nasty shit in the first place
millsjoshua949 12
Holy shit!! Why would you do that? Anywhere but especially at someone else's house. That is just disgusting!! ydi
peterblackmer91 12
ewwww. That is so disgusting. Who does that at the dinner table?
clair_brodie 35
I'm sorry, who does that? Like wipe your nose with a napkin or excuse yourself to the bathroom.