Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML
Today, I learned that when my girlfriend was a kid, she enjoyed torturing animals for fun. Nice to know she was lying when she said the idea of harming an animal “makes her sick to her stomach.” FML
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nicola1233 0
f your dogs life
Snow_Daisy 7
gross!
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Comments (219)
mzhonesty 0
That's disgusting. What are you waiting for? GET RID OF HER! D:
nichele 0
so disgusting fyl
hjjl 0
I find this to be hilarious and in no way an fml. I bet she is a completely normal person she just has a weird habit, I bet she didn't even think it was that gross and if she realized everyone would judge her and call her 5 and disgusting she wouldn't do it. No one can judge that because I am certain everyone on here does something others will find disgusting whether they admit it or not
darkmis1 18
That's flat out nasty!
Batman4890 0
I'd say that I'd pay to see that but i wouldn't.... still hilarious! would be even funnier if the dog had a fetish for them and get a hard on every time she did it... :L
ooshrooms 1
Picking the nose is a little gross. Feeding it to the dog is funny. Getting the dog to do tricks for it is just awesome. Do the people telling OP to call the ASPCA realize that some dogs eat feces and that it can be tough to stop them from doing so? It is in no way abuse.
Brianne11 0
big deal. the dog probably likes them.
caomei 0
that Is disgusting...
xlovelessx 0
groooosss!!!
Comentator 0
You should have submitted this from the POV of the dog...