Today, I wasn't able to reply to Facebook chat message immediately, so my friends planned a holiday and bought flights without me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my family has paid for and booked a trip to Dubai without me. They weren't going to tell me until they were about to board but since I was crying that my friend ditched me for my holiday, they thought they would let me know. FML
Bad connection
Today, and after a lot of effort to reconnect with my family after a while of limited contact, I found out from the family group text that my mom, sister, and grandmother went on a vacation without me, and I didn’t even know about it until they posted some airport selfies. FML
Today, my friend, who had begged me to buy them a plane ticket after being stranded overseas, blocked me. They didn't even use the ticket. FML
Today, I flew my wife, myself and three kids to pay a surprise visit to my parents who were going to be alone for Christmas. When we arrived, we found out they decided to go on vacation. We have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I was left at home alone while my friends went on a trip to Paris I paid for. FML
Passive agressive
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
Today, after being excited and trying to make plans with all my friends, they all turned out to be busy. After watching Netflix most of the night, I check my Snapchat stories only to see them all hanging out without me at one of their houses. FML
Empty seat
Today, I booked a flight to see my girlfriend. At least I thought she was coming, the flight isn't cancellable because I was broke and could only afford the minimum ticket. I just wanted to make her happy. Well, it's now four days before the flight and I haven't heard from her for a week. I've been left on 'delivered', thinking at 4 am. FML
Guess I'm going to Boston
Today, I woke up with a hangover. Reading my texts and emails, I then sort of remembered that in my drunken haze I'd booked a non-refundable flight to the wrong city for the same day. FML
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Top comments
cj89898 24
How long did you not respond for!? They did so much, it could've been days for all we know!
bigbluetardis 21
Wasn't anyone able to call/text you?
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Comments (16)
CrazyJolteon 0
Send me a text or call em genius
cj89898 24
How long did you not respond for!? They did so much, it could've been days for all we know!
bigbluetardis 21
Wasn't anyone able to call/text you?
CastaP 12
Wait, she's going without you or she ordered on your behalf?
xercister 19
wow. some friends you got there.
Jon Yamauchi 2
<p>That's because they don't like you.?</p>
chirstinap325 23
Social media glitches ruining friendships
Tenbed 10
<p>It sounds like there's more than you're telling us. You may have deserved it.</p>
Googolman 29
Planning a holiday and booking flights must take some time to do... If it took you that long to reply then I can't blame them.
annalily5 28
<p>Why do I get the feeling your that friend whose definition of "not responding immediately" is not responding for several days on end and then five mintues before the movie starts when everyone is already trashed asking for someone to come pick them up and drive them?</p>