Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
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Top comments
xundria 5
....lolwut? All I have to say is if he's that immature, you're better off without him.
allie2590 31
You're an idiot. Not everyone has air freshener in their bathroom. People just need to come to terms with the fact that women shit, and it smells just as bad as men's.
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Comments (201)
Riyu55 0
girls don't take *****. they don't have a waste system at all. there cold hearted souls absorb it all and use it to nag you when your trying to watch the game. :)
Myntee 0
Well im a girl and I shit.. all the time....and it smells. Me and my Boyfriend discuss and compare and joke about our smells. If you can't be comfortable with a man, don't be with him. He did you a favour hun :)
Myntee 0
Well your relationship is going no where. Part of being in love is wholly accepting your partner. That includes farts, poo and toenails.
Compass 0
Are ye Irish, lassie? I only ever seen me and me countrymen use "me" instead of "my". Well, I hope that grammar error gets corrected.
DamnDaddy 0
he's a douche...who gives a shitt if yew took a dump...smh
brandibombastic 0
@235 didn't seem to me like it was a first date.
Six23 1
That's so immature; everyone takes dumps, it's a part of life. If you had to go, you had to go...
kas782000 0
did you miss the toilet?
Lisa89 3
And that's why you're so much better off without him. If he's going to be that immature, it's really not worth it.
Quiet_one 22
YDI for having normal human body functions. I suppose you also pee regularly too. Gross. But seriously, if he really thinks girls are magical creatures who can eat without ever pooping, he'll never have any kind of long-lasting relationship, while you will move on and have a happy life with someone better (and smarter).
braeleigh_king 0
ha magical creature..you're funny:)
Cakemama 0
excuse to break up?