Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that one of my friends is in love with me. How did I find out? A punch to the face from the boy she's supposed to be in a relationship with, for "coaxing her away" from him. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to his church youth group for the first time. I found out a girl there likes him, when she decided to pull me off him while we were hugging, and take my place. FML
Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I found out that yet another of my guy friends liked me. I then posted on social media that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
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Top comments
Lord_Farquad 1
That's what I'd call tough love.
Sekococo 0
Dominace in love is a strong thing :D did you go out with the winner?
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Lord_Farquad 1
That's what I'd call tough love.
kikrafis 0
what if he knew that her boyfriend was cheating on her
containsnosoy 0
containsnosoy 0
I would think that speaking to her about it, if the bf was cheating, would go a lot farther than attacking the bf. Maybe not. xD
SexyShuShu 0
lol wow he really fought 4 his love
Sionnach 10
I'd recommend a restraining order. This guy sounds more than a little 'off', in a way that will soon see the police searching for either you or your corpse after they find your boyfriend with a cracked skull.
chrisparty 0
look I gotta give that guy props he's following his heart and he's tired of all the douchy bfs out there
inkdeath87 18
Holy shit! Your friend is an animal! I recommend getting him arrested for assault.
Sekococo 0
Dominace in love is a strong thing :D did you go out with the winner?
tyrob911 0
haha this is proof that love hurts.
AppleFlake 0
...At least he didn't catch you alone? D:
XxBlackamusPrime 5
I call rape in the near future
Bojanglies 0
second
pwner64 0
third
8trickster8 0
fourth
cowgod 0
seventh place
UberFail79 0
dumb!
turtles1321 0
wow combo breaker not funny to break one get a life combos bring happiness to my life :d again from the top first!
pcakewafflebacon 0
beautiful heartfelt confession or sweet little note? please.
Dopeyrox 0
i think that's the end of that friendship
Anteezy 7
At least it wasn't a dumb cliche.
lightningthunder 0
haha fyl the same thing happened to my friend this random dude from our class chased her bf down the road and tried to beat him up :
dubbadee123 5
its funny how some guys think you will date someone cuz they win a fight with ur bf I'm a guy btw it's an observation
dodgewama 0
I bet he didn't see the 60 people !! that's why they say LOVE IS BLIND ... fyl indeed
txgirl09 5
Oh snap.