Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
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Top comments
xundria 5
....lolwut? All I have to say is if he's that immature, you're better off without him.
allie2590 31
You're an idiot. Not everyone has air freshener in their bathroom. People just need to come to terms with the fact that women shit, and it smells just as bad as men's.
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Comments (201)
julieee015 0
haha I would never take a shit at a guys house. HOLD IT IN NEXT TIME. (:
hellomikey 0
it is. what don't you understand? shit at your own house, skanky be-otch !!
rockin198 0
such a douch
FrenchyBuddy 1
when you have to go...go ! see the bright side, you don't have to stay with a guy who lives in a disney fantasy life. FYL
lilbz76 0
Hey guess what guys, girls shit! most of the ones i know only do it like once or twice a week, (which completely blows my mind, if i don't go two or three times a day i get worried.) As my grandpa use to say holding in is like holding it in you mouth! **** that dude, he ain't worth it.
XCaLX_fml 0
i agree wit ur x
blademaster23 0
ur falt for smelling like shit u never take a shit in ur bf house!!!
Bloonbloon 0
Lol how old is he? 6?
hellyjellybean 0
WOW I thought people talking about girls never ******** must be one big joke, and I'm sure lots of people are joking, but if anyone actually believes that they don't or ought not to- christ you are stupid. Where has this rumour come from? Women, don't buy into it- seriously, the **** industry and hip hop music culture has already helped to dehumanise us a lot in recent years without telling kids this stuff and making things worse. We have more and more pressure from a younger and younger age to look like sexy sex objects when we are just people, okay? It's a nice feeling to be wanted but I would rather be given the credit of being a real human being, defecatory habits and all, wouldn't you? The added bonus is shallow arseholes like the OP's ex won't swarm round as much.
doorknoblover 3
hey #169-OooNooo that's just ******* custy. w/e I go 2 my bfs house