Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
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Top comments
xundria 5
....lolwut? All I have to say is if he's that immature, you're better off without him.
allie2590 31
You're an idiot. Not everyone has air freshener in their bathroom. People just need to come to terms with the fact that women shit, and it smells just as bad as men's.
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Comments (201)
sparxva 12
learn to use the ventilation fan. who cares that you broke up with a loser.
blastvortex 4
You want him back? Wow. What a smashing couple you make.
this_one 2
He's going to have a hard time finding a girlfriend who doesn't have bowl movements.
braeleigh_king 0
i think you meant bowel movements.. with an E in there.
ilikeyouuu 0
Girls do not poop... Nor do they fart, they 'fluff'.
musiciangirl591 16
girls don't poop, we poof
originalusername_fml 0
hehe... he DUMPED you for taking a DUMP. 8D
kayvan 8
YDI for dating a gay guy.
91_92_93Gal 0
First of all Everyone Poops. Second, did you not flush or something?
misskity6 0
what girl says dump?? I call fake. or you deserving it for talking like that.
ilmlsm 0
Good riddance
missvan_fml 0
I am a girl and I know for a fact I takes dumps. I also belch and fart just like guys. Now if you missed that's kinda weird but still. Plus I hate people who think all girls have to be proper and polite. I am not proper and I do hold belching competitions with gals and guys alike.
DeservedIt 0
#269: You don't have to be proper and sweet, but guys also don't have to date you if they don't like your manners. That's all.
missvan_fml 0
That was not the point. Plus I am married so I do not have to worry bout the whole "dating thing" and I do have manners. I only belch ect with friends who will turn around and try to out belch me. But not in front of other people.