Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
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xundria 5
....lolwut? All I have to say is if he's that immature, you're better off without him.
allie2590 31
You're an idiot. Not everyone has air freshener in their bathroom. People just need to come to terms with the fact that women shit, and it smells just as bad as men's.
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Comments (201)
astro2 0
wanna date? im not emotionally retarted like that guy. He'll probably marry his right hand one day
Sakeyaki 0
"Me boyfriend"? What is this, Ireland?
ichtudirweh 0
It's very easy to put me for my. I do it all the time without realizing it.
ensemble 0
Wtf what a misogynistic asshole. I hope his ass gets teared up by an 8 inch dick.
xneiliox 0
LMAO I bet the shit smelt so bad and didn't flush...that's why he dumped you
wellinever 5
What he meant to say was that he was disappointed you flushed. The guy is destined to be an old and lonely freak. Don't let him into your gene pool.
drunkssssssssss 0
hey if u have to go I have to go I wish more girls were like this
The_Great_Zucchi 15
Everybody here seems to be blaming the guy for being in denial about girl poop. Not knowing the full story here makes this a guess but I can see where the guy may be coming from. Think about it: on one of the first dates nobody wants to know about the other persons smelly poop. That stuff comes later, when you know each other. I am sure there are plenty of girls who would dump a guy for this as well. The thing that strikes me as odd is not the guy dumping her but the fact that he told her why...
sweatteaforme001 0
Because OP refers to the person as her BOYFRIEND, I doubt that they were only on their first date. One does not usually earn the title boyfriend or girlfriend until a series of dates. And its not like she literally squatted down and did it right in front of him. She was in the bathroom. The room with the toilet, whose very purpose is to answer nature's calls!
mattyskool 0
god that's funny
rohosoccer08 1
I don't understand how people are agreeing, when you gotta go, you gotta go, it's not your choice, and it could be bad for your body to try to hold it in, it wasn't her fault, that guy is an asshole!
kitzukitten715 0
@201 Chanel #5 happens to be made with civet urine... you're right about one of the major ingredients of perfume being found in poop (or urine, or animal stink glands) though...