Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
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Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML
Today, I was in the car with my mom and dad. My mom turned around and asked, "Have you had sex yet?" I said no, which is true. My dad cracked up and said, "Told you so!" My mom frowned, took out her wallet, and handed him $20. My parents bet on my nonexistent sex life. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML
Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
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Top comments
AliSama 17
actually masturbation does count as sexual activity from a medical point of view.
RuSerious81 2
Wait...why did your parents go in with you to see a doctor?
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Comments (79)
Ugh_Fmylife 0
First! Yeah..that's messed up. fyl
VampireKiller59 0
haha thats funny : )
satanic_fml 13
its true isnt it?
Fall3nAngel 23
Ahahahaahha, I think it's freakin' hilarious. Your parents are EPIC!! xD
tx_beast 5
I agree... His parents are ******* beasts... I would laugh my ass off.
DudeAbides 0
stop making fake FMLs!
AliSama 17
actually masturbation does count as sexual activity from a medical point of view.
lizamaphone 6
no it doesn't. you can't catch sti's and other lovely things from masturbating.
GirlyTomBoy 0
it's counted as having sexual urges not being sexually active *MEGA FACEPALM*
BlackCloudedSldr 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Its counted as an ****** as which you have to be actively ******* or masturbating to do both which is sexually active. FACEPALM... Urges are a train if thought. Masturbation is and action leading to being active. I hate stupid people.
Azurexorcist 11
Don't hate yourself
link52993 0
yeah, i agree with, Nope.
Huzzah 0
ahahhaha
jane_marie 12
Please do not comment if you have nothing better than "ahahhaha"
JpTheGreat23 19
Good one
sunshyne84_fml 0
I don't see the problem here, do u really want them to know about your sex life?
paigeatsflesh 11
ahaha exactlyyy.
BlackCloudedSldr 5
I'm confused. Is "nope" and "yes" the same person with two sides to everything resulting in split personalities?
nobody_special 0
Really? I dunno about this. Doctors always asked my parents to wait outside when asking personal questions like that... or maybe yours are different
RuSerious81 2
Wait...why did your parents go in with you to see a doctor?
SeeSea 11
that's what I was thinking...always make them wait outside
venomousflower 24
Maybe he is young?
Paras_800 27
Yeah, but even if he was young usually they ask the parents to step outside for those personal types of questions.
VexVisnu 0
I'm with 6 and 10.
CanadAssassiN 0
First of all, why'd you say yes right in front of your parents? U should have said "well im not a player like you, dad" (might have made your mom wonder...) roflcopterskates
BlackCloudedSldr 5
Nice Job googling a default pic.