stupid_world
Canada
Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
stoggie96
Wooster, United States
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Anonymous
I wanna be your dog
Today, my wife lost her patience with her aunt but because she can't say anything to her, she takes it out on me. Then she also blames everything on me, in that I didn't do enough to make it stop. I went against my family and relatives to be with this woman, but I get treated as a dog. FML
rosabelle91
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Sydney, Australia
Charming
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Sorry Sir
Brisbane, Australia
Mr Mad
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Yo mom
United States
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
dogbreederssuck
Ormskirk, United Kingdom
Today, at work, I had to tell a woman that there is no such thing as a "pedigree Beahuahuadoodle", and that she'd essentially paid $500 for a mutt. FML
Kamilah
Fort Lauderdale, United States
Petty
Today, I learned that my husband “accidentally” let the dog out and allowed her to be eaten by an alligator because I got a male coworker, who is also a good friend of mine, a birthday present. We had an argument about our friendship, which apparently bothers him. I’d had that dog since I was a junior in high school. FML
Anonymous
To be fair and balanced…
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
thehaystackerine
Bad boy
Today, my family and I are spending the weekend with my in-laws, and their disrespectful, disobedient asshole of a dog. He does whatever he wants, and if I scold him, my mother-in-law in turn scolds me, then tells me how something one of us did is to blame for the dog's behavior. FML
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Luckster 0
Of course! Animals are more precious than human lives. That's why we give them better birthdays!!
Vitamin_C 0
No no, not stupid_world, stupid_you. Why would you not stand up for yourself against people calling you a bitch? If you know your husband is too much of a dick to do it for you, then do it yourself.
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Luckster 0
Of course! Animals are more precious than human lives. That's why we give them better birthdays!!
The_Pleb 0
Its because your an unsuperior female Sorry FYL
repyourcliche 0
so inferior then?
sexxxtacy 0
unsuperior isn't a word pleb. you are ****** retarded.
Thunderbender 2
Using the word "unsuperior" makes you inferior
frikkinhannah 0
So, no one but me noticed he used the wrong 'you're' when calling females inferior? Just kind of ironic.
AntiChrist7 0
If that lousy husband is the best you could get, you probably are a bitch.
BangOut 2
Maybe because of that fact that what your aunt said was not true??
youthink_fml 0
Then me thinks maybe you ARE a bitch and YDI, especially since it sounds like you hear it quite a bit.
jelliebeen 0
ignore these comments! people are so rude. Your husband was being a jackass.
randomaccountnam 0
YDI for associating with dog owners.
aFatFuck 0
Good thing you don't have a dog - no one would want TWO bitches living together. AAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
flashback.miss 28
did the aunt burst out singing? that would be understandable Yes I can see her Cause every girl in here wonna be her Oh shes a diva I feel the same and I wonna meet her They say she low down Its just a rumor and I don't believe em They say she needs to slow down The baddest thing around town She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before Nothing you can compare to your neighbourhood hoe I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful The way that booty movin I can't take no more Have to stop what i'm doin so I can pull up close I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful Dam girl Dam you'se a sexy bitch A sexy bitch Dam you'se a sexy bitch Dam girl Dam you'se a sexy bitch A sexy bitch Dam you'se a sexy bitch Dam girl Yes I can see her Cause every girl in here wonna be her Oh shes a diva I feel the same and I wonna meet her Akon Sexy Bitch lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com.com/akon-sexy-bitch-lyrics.html They say she low down Its just a rumor and I don't believe em They say she needs to slow down The baddest thing around town She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before Nothing you can compare to your neighbourhood hoe I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful The way that booty movin I can't take no more Have to stop what i'm doin so I can pull up close I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful Dam girl Dam you'se a sexy bitch A sexy bitch Dam you'se a sexy bitch Dam girl Dam you'se a sexy bitch A sexy bitch Dam you'se a sexy bitch Dam girl Dam you'se a sexy bitch A sexy bitch Dam you'se a sexy bitch Dam girl Dam you'se a sexy bitch A sexy bitch Dam you'se a sexy bitch Dam you'se a sexy bitch
theeNSP 0
Winning??
kmhello313 0
Obviously since he loves dogs so much he sees it as a compliment when you are called a bitch. You should be thanking him!
Ihavetopee 0
Win.
Thunderbender 2
Win X2
Vitamin_C 0
No no, not stupid_world, stupid_you. Why would you not stand up for yourself against people calling you a bitch? If you know your husband is too much of a dick to do it for you, then do it yourself.
YOULIVETODIE 0
Some respectful husband you have there.