Today, I left my sunroof on my truck open for 5 minutes while I ran into the bank. When I came out, a seagull had gotten into my truck. I managed to open the doors and get it out, but not before it tore up a seat and pooped everywhere inside my truck. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML
Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML
Today, I left for my shop in the work truck at 6 a.m. I was still in the process of waking up with my windows down, on a semi-busy street, when BAM! a bird flew in the window into the cab. FML
Today, I got into my truck after a long day at work, only to notice that a large section of the seats and doors had been destroyed by a feral cat that had somehow gotten trapped inside. I’m still not sure how it got in. FML
Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my truck for the first time. While trying to unlock it, it started to rain. After half an hour, I successfully unlocked the door and then drove over my bookbag, which I had placed underneath the truck to keep it out of the rain. FML
Today, I was out riding and a seagull pissed on me. It got in my mouth. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket and picked up some groceries, along with what I thought was a bag of chips. I ripped it open in the car and realized it was a bag of birdseed. As I spat out the birdseed through the car's open window and tried to clean the mess, a pigeon flew into my car and attacked me. FML
Today, I was unloading tile boxes out of my pickup truck into this lady's garage. As I grabbed the last 50-pound box, a passing bird shat on my forehead. Green ooze ran down my whole face. FML
Today, while walking to my car through the snow, I noticed the sunroof was open and 2 feet of snow had poured in. Angry, I opened the door to start cleaning. That's when I noticed all the wildlife that had taken refuge inside from the cold. Not only were my seat cushions wet, they were torn open. FML
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the_enigma1019 1
Well, be glad that it was only one, were we live they come in swarms.
MindFreakazoid 10
He's gotta do what he's gotta do.
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MindFreakazoid 10
He's gotta do what he's gotta do.
boofgall 16
Punch the seagull in the face!
lopsop 12
Then you would stab yourself with its beak
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Mine? --Seagull from Finding Nemo ...annoying little *******.
hockeyoceancity 13
54- Is that what it says seriously? It sounded like "Mike" first time i heard... I always wondered if i was correct haha guess not!
boofgall 16
55- It doesn't sound at all like 'mike'. o_o
wetFeline 3
Poopy seats :P
_Oblivion_ 12
Maybe you shouldn't leave shiny objects or food in your car. Those ******* are attracted to anything that pisses someone off
nocomment1 3
Am I the only one that is wondering how a seagull can get stuck in a car with the sunroof down? Or why he needed to open the doors to let it out?
the_enigma1019 1
Well, be glad that it was only one, were we live they come in swarms.
boating_guy 33
True dat. I live on the coast, and those sea rats are everywhere...
Enslaved 38
A swarm? I Ran (So Far Away) when I saw a "Flock Of Seagulls".
perdix 31
Do you live in an avian bukkake party?
jake3292 5
Sounds like a shitty situation
Mr_Krabs 5
That joke was banned from here a loooong time ago
Mr_Krabs 5
That joke was banned from FML a looooong time ago
Drigr 9
Jake, please, stop commenting.
perdix 31
#3, where the hell are your sunglasses? The joke doesn't work without them.
TITOSJ408 13
What a shitty day.
starwind3438 9
My day was fine until I read your comment.
TITOSJ408 13
My day was fine before i read ur reply.
SovietBarney 8
That joke was bad, and you should feel bad!
starwind3438 9
Whose 24? Mine or 23's?
Jrod85 0
4- I'd go ahead and give up on life..
KommanderKush420 5
Ye, all the 'shitty' comments are now "Sounds like a sh- *gets [insert unfortunate situation here]* ... So i guess its not a shit joke since they dont finish the word after all....
Lillzkog 1
#80, Are you shore?
Dadothy 8
That happened to me once except instead of a seagull it was a bat, and instead of a car it was my house...and instead of real life it was a dream. I really need to get out more.
snowboarder531 5
So what you meant to say is nothing remotely like this has ever happened too you.
snowboarder531 5
*to
SkoomaKi 28
Yay! Roast seagull for dinner.
SomeBossOnHere 5
But he got it out...
SkoomaKi 28
I know... I misread it D: Commence operation Thumb Down.
Dracoboxer357 36
18- *Gives you a sad pat on the shoulder, points you towards the coffee machine.....and runs!* (Last time I bring that up, I swear!) ;D
Dixbfloppin 11
If I have ever caught a seagull, I wouldn't eat it for I hate them so ******* much.
everydayFML2121 5
I hate seagulls! But I love baygulls! They're so yummy
hemz_fml 13
Isn't that just adorable...
VitalDisplayII 0
that's not a big deal
starwind3438 9
Having a bird tear up the upholstery an poop everywhere in your car isn't a big deal? Um...sure.
cathyfang1533 12
You've got to admit, for five minutes, that's a pretty productive seagull....
charlotte69er 7
Ur car looked so shity that the bird mistakened it for its nest
MindFreakazoid 10
...mistook :3
onlychildFTW 34
That's not very nice to say 9. That really suck OP. I drive a convertible and so far I've never had anything happen to it when I park with the roof down. But that's just really bad luck that the seagull did that. FYL. There is no YDI in this situation.
thehouseaddict 3
What a crappy seatuation
jake3292 5
Original
jake3292 5
Original
starwind3438 9
Yours wasn't original either 13.
jake3292 5
It was go check number 3
olpally 33
13- just shut the **** up! All your comments suck! Please refrain from using shitty situation jokes! I'm surprised DocBastard hasn't ripped you a new one yet or perdix...
AbbyAbyss 5
The idiocy is strong with this one. (13)