Today, my step-dad explained to me why he doesn't need to wash his body. He condescendingly said, "Well when you shampoo your hair, the soap runs down your body and cleans everything." He's 37 years-old. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, my dad got mad at me because after he told me that when I'm not going anywhere to stop putting on perfume, I told him I wasn't wearing any. I took a shower this morning, my hair is still wet. When I tried to explain this, he got pissed and said that I just needed to accept when he told me I was wrong and shit. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my 74-year-old dad sometimes wakes up early and washes dishes. Sounds great, except sometimes he likes to do so with nothing on from the waist down. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how hard it is to wash long hair. While I was talking, he interrupted and said, "Wait, you actually wash your hair?" FML
Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML
Today, my nine year-old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML
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Top comments
rosha267 21
I feel sorry for your mom
WOTAN1488 24
And then you explain to him that it doesn't, especially not his armpits.
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Comments (104)
yeti37 16
Bet he smelled like shampoop...
SeriousJoker72 18
At least you don't have those genes :p
Superspiderbat 23
Someone teach this guy to take a shower correctly
smz1428 5
That's exactly what my step dad says, but he's 42! ??
justindrew14 29
What is it with these step-dads? Glad I don't have one.
mosquito19 14
that's just gross. does he have a group of flies following him around his crotch area?
JBM3292 19
I know this is ridiculous butt Chicago!!!!
Chicagoillinois 18
But Chicago what? :o
Rusty00 9
your dad is smart that what i do
tranced_ 45
step-dad ;You're doing it right!
wallmaria 15
LMAO GROSS
5Ronins 4
that's what old men do, they get old stop caring get really depressed and stop bathing. my advice is ride his ass as often as possible, however word won't do it. i want hose ambushes and buckets of soap unloaded no less than every 3 days. It's the only way we learn.
Lexipants 21
37 isn't old! Are you a teenager?
5Ronins 4
late 20's myself, close to 30. And smell knows no age