Today, my step-dad explained to me why he doesn't need to wash his body. He condescendingly said, "Well when you shampoo your hair, the soap runs down your body and cleans everything." He's 37 years-old. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, my dad got mad at me because after he told me that when I'm not going anywhere to stop putting on perfume, I told him I wasn't wearing any. I took a shower this morning, my hair is still wet. When I tried to explain this, he got pissed and said that I just needed to accept when he told me I was wrong and shit. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my 74-year-old dad sometimes wakes up early and washes dishes. Sounds great, except sometimes he likes to do so with nothing on from the waist down. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how hard it is to wash long hair. While I was talking, he interrupted and said, "Wait, you actually wash your hair?" FML
Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML
Today, my nine year-old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML
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rosha267 21
I feel sorry for your mom
WOTAN1488 24
And then you explain to him that it doesn't, especially not his armpits.
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Comments (104)
bhfriday 9
dumb ass
Mauskau 36
My skin gets irritated if I use any sort of shower gel or body wash regularly, so I have to just use water. Shampoo seems to have done a good job for me as it runs down, obviously the places it doesn't reach gets done separately. At least he washes.
demonfacee 14
It's not going to go to his armpits, which is the stinkiest part of your body. Yeah, he needs to work on his personal hygiene.
sicksadworld1317 30
There's parts of the body that smell worse when not washed and properly scrubbed. Examples: the belly button, the naughty bits, the butt, and potentially his feet if he doesn't regularly trim or clean underneath his toenails. The buildup of dead skin mixed with bacteria is a powerful thing- and not in a good way.
Ilmoran 20
Ask him if he also washes his car by putting some soap on the top and just rinsing it down the sides.
GunSlinger69 19
Oh god his BO must be terrible
doubleofuck 20
I wonder if he's had this belief all his life. And if so how has no one ever spoken up about it
doubleofuck 20
Maybe you should be happy he isn't your biological father? Intelligence may not be 100% genetic but you never know
x3sarax3 17
What's he going to do when he goes bald and has no use for shampoo anymore.. Hmm..
Soleia_Grace 15
how old are you if your step dad is 37 that either makes him really young or your 10
limabeans101029 21
Not necessarily. Perhaps OP's mom married a younger man, or maybe she had him when she was quite young.
KanaRose 1
Not everyone has children at 27 years old. My father is 39 and I'm turning 19 this year.
Chicagoillinois 18
I'm 18 :p
mileyisamaniac 11
That is disgusting. You should tell your mom this.