Today, my step-dad explained to me why he doesn't need to wash his body. He condescendingly said, "Well when you shampoo your hair, the soap runs down your body and cleans everything." He's 37 years-old. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, my dad got mad at me because after he told me that when I'm not going anywhere to stop putting on perfume, I told him I wasn't wearing any. I took a shower this morning, my hair is still wet. When I tried to explain this, he got pissed and said that I just needed to accept when he told me I was wrong and shit. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my 74-year-old dad sometimes wakes up early and washes dishes. Sounds great, except sometimes he likes to do so with nothing on from the waist down. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how hard it is to wash long hair. While I was talking, he interrupted and said, "Wait, you actually wash your hair?" FML
Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML
Today, my nine year-old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML
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Top comments
rosha267 21
I feel sorry for your mom
WOTAN1488 24
And then you explain to him that it doesn't, especially not his armpits.
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Comments (104)
Lena__24 3
poor mom
Turtle_Man 21
He better at least have some baggin' hair!
kernelkat 16
My ex said the same thing. He would get out of the shower and still stink.
hotguy123 7
my stupid ex used to do this...
kalbrek009 20
12 year old trapped in a mans body
Lancer033 5
you could think that you're lucky not to have his genes, but remember that you do have your mother's genes and she's willing to have sex with him.
mylifeisblahh 6
it's anybody else confused about the step dad being 37?? how old does that make OP? Maybe the mother likes younger men? O.o
Chicagoillinois 18
I'm only 18 February v.v
drummerp64 16
If OP was (for example) 16, then that would put the step-dad at 21 years older than OP. Even if OP was 19, that'd put the step-dad at 18 years older. Hell, OP could even be 21, putting the step-dad at 16 years older. Considering it's a step-dad, the mom could still be 20 years older than OP (making her 41) and that'd only be a 4 year difference between the mom and the step-dad, which is a perfectly reasonable age difference. tl;dr 37 is a totally possible age for a step-dad of an FML user
sarcasticjane 27
I guess my question is "Why does OP know this?" Why is OP having a conversation with step-dad about what he does in the shower?
Astrobomb 21
my husband says the same thing