Today, my step-dad explained to me why he doesn't need to wash his body. He condescendingly said, "Well when you shampoo your hair, the soap runs down your body and cleans everything." He's 37 years-old. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, my dad got mad at me because after he told me that when I'm not going anywhere to stop putting on perfume, I told him I wasn't wearing any. I took a shower this morning, my hair is still wet. When I tried to explain this, he got pissed and said that I just needed to accept when he told me I was wrong and shit. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my 74-year-old dad sometimes wakes up early and washes dishes. Sounds great, except sometimes he likes to do so with nothing on from the waist down. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how hard it is to wash long hair. While I was talking, he interrupted and said, "Wait, you actually wash your hair?" FML
Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML
Today, my nine year-old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML
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Top comments
rosha267 21
I feel sorry for your mom
WOTAN1488 24
And then you explain to him that it doesn't, especially not his armpits.
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Comments (104)
Likian5 26
Who knew people that age could be so naive...
ShowMeKay 20
#11 If FML has taught me anything, it's that people can be dumbasses at any age lol
sweetbliss3 37
that's nasty. At. least you're not the one sleeping with him. your poor mom. FHL.
quickit 24
At lease his stupid genes weren't passed down to you, OP.
Hidebehindarock 19
Would be hard to be passed down when it's the step-dad not his father..
patrickalamo 48
Shit runs down hill...
joe3_fml 15
Get him a Shamwow.
doctorhook86 25
I'm pretty sure I remember a Seinfeld about exactly this.
False_Stupidity 42
That might have been his inspiration.
tossaway2321 5
Does anyone else see this three times in a row in latest? I'm on the app
nataliewby 25
Yes. Thank god I'm not the only one, I thought my phone was breaking.
justinnnkelley 4
ur mom married an idiot
sullivankeara 25
That is disgusting.
plagiarismo 16
You don't actually need to shower with soap. Down vote me if you need to, but google it for yourself. The same goes for shampoo though, so I suppose his dad is still a little stupid.
gemstone586 12
Maybe not. but in polite society that's what we do..