Today, my step-dad explained to me why he doesn't need to wash his body. He condescendingly said, "Well when you shampoo your hair, the soap runs down your body and cleans everything." He's 37 years-old. FML
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, my dad got mad at me because after he told me that when I'm not going anywhere to stop putting on perfume, I told him I wasn't wearing any. I took a shower this morning, my hair is still wet. When I tried to explain this, he got pissed and said that I just needed to accept when he told me I was wrong and shit. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my 74-year-old dad sometimes wakes up early and washes dishes. Sounds great, except sometimes he likes to do so with nothing on from the waist down. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how hard it is to wash long hair. While I was talking, he interrupted and said, "Wait, you actually wash your hair?" FML
Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML
Today, my nine year-old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML
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Top comments
rosha267 21
I feel sorry for your mom
WOTAN1488 24
And then you explain to him that it doesn't, especially not his armpits.
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Comments (104)
djstiv3 15
i dont get it.. so he the dude doesnt clean with that soap running down at least? if not then wow.. you just wash off and dry? lol ha!
vikky538 29
tell him to use fabreze..then he don't even have to bath...
bleeping 5
At least he uses shampoo. At least he showers.
QueenSaru 28
And here I'm just trying to figure out how old OP is if their step-dad is only 37... unless their mom is a cradle-robber.
baileygirl88 8
I was wondering that too! He's only 10 years older than me and I'm far from having kids at all
TurquoiseJesus 15
if the mom had OP when she was 20 (which isnt a far out idea), OP could be a teenager with her mom still married to someone older (15+20=35, for example).
QueenSaru 28
I guess I was just thrown by someone being a step-parent at 37. XD I forget how 'old' that is comparatively to having a kid. Then again, sometimes I forget I'm 31.
Chicagoillinois 18
I'm 18 Feb 4th my mom had me when she was 16 or 17 :p
iamtoawesome4u 5
I actually thought that too....
interesting33 37
Yeah I mean, I shower but I don't use soap in the shower, occasionally use shower gel. And I wash my arms each morning with soap and water.
fuckyourlifeOP 25
@68 if you don't use soap, dafuq do you use? Nothing? Sorry, but I personally do not feel clean unless I use my delicious Dove body wash for men. :)
interesting33 37
I use water and let it run down my smooth curves - and the shampoo. And sometimes I use bodywash or shower gel but not all the time.
youngindian 10
I mean if it is a mixed substance technically he is right.
vancepowell50 10
He's got a point
life_smh 15
Just like you only brush your teeth for 10 seconds
martin8337 36
He needs to say hi to Gene.
missbrit818 20
Men's logic