Grooming
Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML
Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML
Today, my husband decided to surprise me with some "sexy" manscaping. When he took his clothes off, I immediately got drier than the Sahara desert. He was going for "porn star" but instead looked like a prepubescent kid, which immediately turned me off. He then got mad at me for “ruining the mood.” FML
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML
Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML
Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
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Top comments
Drigr 9
Thats just ****** up. You push him to do something he obviously didn't want to do, then you laugh at him for it.
The_Hitdude 12
I'd be pissed too. You convince him to do something and then laugh at him for it? Not okay.
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Comments (141)
Posey_fml 7
FYL?! That'srude as hell, why do that?
MotherHen88 4
You seem very immature OP. Also, your husband should be the one posting the FML.
bspiper87 7
Bitch
Marcella1016 32
You mean you literally can't keep yourself from laughing? What a douche...
bspiper87 7
B¡T©h............lets see you moderate this comment FML.com
Steve95401 49
He should have just shaved a heart into his pubic hair.
jacquesromualdez 12
You made him shave everything so every time you see him naked, you could see the heart-shaped scab which you also made him do in the first place.
challan 19
But then it would have been scabby! ;)
Ugi 27
Why would you even want that? I have never understood the benefit of making an adult look like a child. A good trim I can understand, but the full pre-pubescent look? Slightly disturbing in my mind at least. As #1 said - I hope you found a way to show your appreciation of his sacrifice.....
RadioOctopus 16
I hope you say the same about females 23.
perdix 31
#23, a man's **** and balls with no hair looks nothing like a little boy's. If you think so, you have my pity.
Ugi 27
#49 - I haven't looked at little boy's cocks for some time now I'll admit. What's your excuse? #48 - Doubly so. Because they really do look like little girls then. That I have seen.
Yodelmeister 18
I know, right? And I hate it when chicks shave their underarms and legs too. It's like, why would you want to look like a child? And you show up for a job interview and they expect you to shave your beard! Why would you want to send the message that your company is run by children? ^sarcasm, if it wasn't obvious. Get a grip, 23; if the only change your dick's seen since you were 10 is more hair, I feel bad for you :(
Ugi 27
Underarms are hardly sexual in the way that genitals are, unless I'm doing something wrong here, so I'm not sure the comparison is entirely accurate. A surprising number of women also find stubble to be attractive on male pin-ups (and men in general I guess) so hair and sexual maturity are clearly linked by more people than just me. A lot of it is cultural, I appreciate that, but we are gradually reaching the point where everyone is expected to have the hair-pattern of a child (top of the head only). I find that a little freaky, especially in a sexual context. I have not objection in principle to having a kid running a company while I do object to screwing them. I'm sure that's not just me.
CursedSilent 1
As a woman who regularly enjoys oral to my husband, I can honestly say I prefer shaved. Trimming does not stop shedding and nothing less sexy than coughing up pubes. So preference upon your intentions.
misterjez 15
I shave because it makes me look like a big monster down there
Yodelmeister 18
They're not directly sexual but they're clearly part of the overall attraction. If you can see why a guy would be attracted to a woman with clean-shaven legs, you should be able to make the link to genitals. Some people just like it to be smoother down there or just don't want pubes in their mouths or whatever, but as long as they don't say, "hey, I want you to shave your junk so I can forget you're not 10" then I don't see any problem. I just don't think you need to instantly associate "less hair" with "pre-pubescent". Just like with shaving a beard, there's a multitude of reasons to shave any part of your body. I mean, I think most guys like a girl shaved down there, but I doubt we've become a nation of pedophiles. :P
sacredeye73 11
Does that mean you don't like shaved legs and underarms? Cuz that's pre pubescent, too.
Petunia888 13
I like beards. And that is my only attempt at a contribution to this thread.
Marcella1016 32
Regarding legs and underarms, that's obviously cultural. While I find it annoying to do, I still shave them when I know I'm wearing something that will show those parts. Regarding shaving the genital areas, that's a whole nother ballpark. You can say it's a "cultural" preference or whatever, but in all honesty it's more hygienic. You're a guy, so I'll take a stab and assume you've never experienced menstruation before, but it's much easier to deal with with less hair. The same with other bodily fluids. It's much cleaner.
Marcella1016 32
And lastly, as someone mentioned above about oral sex, I imagine it's better for both genders not getting their face scratched and picking pubes out of their teeth. Thick mustaches and beards can be scratchy and gross as well - beards harbor a lot of bacteria. The level of shaving you prefer is a personal choice - I've dated people who flat out told me they liked it trimmed, but not the "prepubescent look" and I obliged them. But you, sir, need to get off your high horse and stop judging everyone who doesn't feel the same way as you. Some people like it bare, and some don't. And if your naked penis looks like a little boy's you probably have bigger (er...smaller??) problems to deal with anyway.
Ugi 27
Hey - no high horses intended. I simply said that bare nethers seem like an odd thing to desire. Plenty of people desire plenty of odd things without needing my authority. Preaching was not my intention.
MsMeiriona 2
Soft and sweet and shaped like a triangle Some girls want no shape and they shave it all That's so whack, it hurts with the stubble Walking 'round and look like an eight-year-old I say grow that shit like a jungle Give 'em something strong to hold onto Let it fly in the open wind If it get too bushy, you can trim
MeLuvBewbs 7
Haha my mom just shaved my step dads head. Now she thinks he might look like the k.k.k.....
RedPillSucks 33
WTF?
Ugi 27
He must have a very pointed head, I guess.
NoraT_fml 6
Move on guys... just a stupid 10 yr old child trying to act cool. The name and comment scream it...
challan 19
61- I'm picturing the Coneheads. We are from France!
xStaciexLynnx 15
The KKK wore hoods. Your mother should not have procreated.
simonsaysYDI 8
Skinhead... not KKK, you didn't exactly see their heads now did you? Get your bigot knowledge in order :o
KiddNYC1O 22
103- wear*
ILoveMyXbox 0
^ **** off.
MP78_fml 7
He's right. The KKK still exist sadly. Their headquarters is in Harrison, Arkansas. Not all people from the area are that way though, just the select hateful crazies. The few give the majority a bad name, right?
MsK418 0
Omg lmfao
MissAmz 7
Wow, that's original.
groupleader 7
Some chicks dig that, help him find one, you can have him back when they grow back, unless of course, he decides to stay with the new girl, and continue to shave.