Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML
Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML
Today, my husband decided to surprise me with some "sexy" manscaping. When he took his clothes off, I immediately got drier than the Sahara desert. He was going for "porn star" but instead looked like a prepubescent kid, which immediately turned me off. He then got mad at me for “ruining the mood.” FML
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML
Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML
Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
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Top comments
Drigr 9
Thats just ****** up. You push him to do something he obviously didn't want to do, then you laugh at him for it.
The_Hitdude 12
I'd be pissed too. You convince him to do something and then laugh at him for it? Not okay.
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Comments (141)
JennaMarie420 2
It'll grow back..
iveanne 0
Why??!! You're a stupid bitch!!
extexan77 0
I've so done that!!...the laughing hysterically, followed by my husband complaining about the immense itching while his forest grows back.
firefly319 7
Wow. Your husband sure is lucky for finding you. I hope he convinces you to do something and then gets the satisfaction of laughing in your face.
xxtb0 0
wanna tell me why this is a fml? wtf.
snafu63 0
you need to make up for this. He should be allowed to get anal. No matter how clean he wants the house, you gotta do it.
_MidnightLuna_ 17
My boyfriend shaved his once and I freaked out at him... I like my MEN with hair thanks... I don't want to be looking at a woman while I'm down there..
RedPillSucks 33
My apologies, _MidnightLuna_, but even shaved, you shouldn't be able to confuse a man with a woman when looking at genitalia. I've never seen a woman with such a large clit, nor a guy with such a small penis. Although I don't know what they do for transgender people... Women who give BJ tend to like their guys shaved so they don't gag on hair.
sacredeye73 11
If your men look like women when they shave their pubes... My best guess is cuz they ARE women. ****** = innie, Penis = outie. Hair or no hair, the two look entirely different.
jazzmancarron 11
thats ****** up, he didnt wanna do that, but did it anyways to get you to shut up, and then you laugh at him? your a bitch.
stevenmx86 8
Dumb ass...
misterjez 15
Is noor the new snickerdoodle now?