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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stop talking, stop talking now
Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Waitingtomoveout
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
kdehshaden
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Grooming
Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
marisa
Carlow, Ireland
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Mothertucker
Mothers know best
Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML
deardaughter
Australia
Eye bleach
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Anonymous
Milton, Canada
Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
burnmyeyes
Richmond, United States
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
Top comments
ollie179 21
because it's necessary.
hotchicklover 0
Ahahahahahaha at least you didnt walk in on him doin it
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Comments (258)
zebraface123 6
ew
WallyTheWombat 0
well... why does he?
Ryan0510 0
what a hairy situation
hotchicklover 0
one word comments are for retards
Iamnotmyself 17
Tell his girlfriend this information as revenge.
smellymellyy 7
well.. we all want to know, why does he?
JipvS 15
You can totally use this information against him. (6)
BeatlesObsessed 12
You seriously just couldn't have walked away? I would've done anything to make sure I didn't hear that.
WallyTheWombat 0
Yea I don't get how OP HAD to endure it. Was he/she strapped down or something?
hotchicklover 0
one word comments or for retards
hottiebrunette 0
maybe op just wanted to get their fml posted
mycookiezz 0
it's called brotherly love, embrace it! but don't embrace him, that's creepy. lol
cyanne_fml 7
why didn't you just say "Ew no stop talking" then walk out
urdirtyolduncle 15
He shaves it to make his penis look bigger.
MizzErikaHart 8
maybe they were in a car or on a plane or a boat and op couldn't help but listen.
2ndSucks 15
He does it to impress the ladies. (; No one likes coughing up hairballs after getting intimate.
Crunch_Captain 1
he does it cause he is trying so hard to be a man .O.
Booch1117 4
are*
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
112- cos it's manly to shave you're pubes...
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
is op a boy or a girl? Cos if they're a girl that's just sick.
Joeythetowtruck 0
i love trucks
2ndSucks 15
129- its not manly so much as more attractive.
honeysuckel 0
if OP is a girl, they should tell their brother a long story about how they got their first period.
StudMuffinette 17
137- amen!!
iPoopMusic 0
Manscaping should not involve a razor. You're supposed to trim it, not shave it. IDK why your brother shaves it.
dolphincheddar 10
a lot of men shave their pubes. most girls don't like gorilla dicks. and I personally don't like having osama bin ladens beard drooping off my sausage
wtfmylifedude 8
I'm guessing you mean "are"? Oh the irony.
ariannaa_fml 17
137- agreed.
2ndSucks 15
155- Amen to that. I think I love you.
dolphincheddar 10
why thanks 168. but unfortunately I don't believe in love at first comment reading. I'm flattered though!
2ndSucks 15
Bahaha damn. Well I guess I'm out of luck then.
Iamnotmyself 17
-170 -171 I smell a one night comment stand!
dolphincheddar 10
no, but my dog likes your dog. he wants to go car chasing together and maybe pee on some fire hydrants
changetheworld 0
There's sure alot of penis going around here.
dolphincheddar 10
so keep it in your pants
2ndSucks 15
Oh im sure my dog would love that. She's a little nippy though, watch out.
sk8rchick97 0
hide ur razor.... don't say I didn't warn u when u find pubes in it...0_o
Dreamcatcher619 6
137- FTW!
ethang1996 0
you're a retard
gertyygirly 4
don't lower fml's already lenient standards by using the slur 'retard.' thanks for being an ass
codyjeffers97 0
first
throwglitter1 0
guess again.
hotchicklover 0
Wtf is the point of a 1 word comment. it tell nothin you idiot
hotchicklover 0
Wtf is the point of a 1 word comment. it tell nothin you idiot
hottiebrunette 0
nope, in soviet russia, he's actually first
hottiebrunette 0
ewww that's personal
WallyTheWombat 0
Failboat?
WallyTheWombat 0
I totally posted that under #2 >=( Failphone
Lisa_Simpson_fml 5
The comment got deleted, so yours got posted in the nearest one, Mr. Wombat.
umithinkyess 0
Omg neville longbottom killed Voldemorts snake and that helped Harry kill Voldemort!!! Oh and Ron's older brother Fred and snape died:(
A7X_LoVeee 10
^ Book has been out for three or so years. Most of us already know.
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
bury 42's comment!
Lisa_Simpson_fml 5
Anyone who complains about Harry Potter spoilers is just sad. People have been tslking about what happens in the last movie for three years now, get over it, read a book. Books are your friends!
partyfool2011 4
DONT READ 42's COMMENT!!!!
HolyCarp 5
You, sir, are an idiot.
rattusrattus 19
Don't read 42's comment because it has no dang relevance to the FML. OP, how the hell is a story about the hows and whys of pube-shaving long? Were you tied down and forced to listen? My curiousity demands satisfaction!
ObeseKitten 0
Hey!! atleast he wanted to share tips with you. I wish I had those tips right now, it feels like a wookie's reunion down here.
whybother8 0
at least heis gettin sum.. jelous much?
Tektite 14
You should have said.. "So the girls can see it better" ;)
Marktheshark 0
Maybe someones overacting a little bit, I mean it's not rocket science it's just shaving his pubes how long can it possibly be? unless you're brother is chewbacca or something
ImNotAHomosexual 3
None of you guys once mentioned number 2's post... But... #2 thanks for pointing out the obvious.
DKjazz 20
111- "rocket science"
Foamy980 0
Are you giving him some? 0.o
ollie179 21
because it's necessary.
IscoreOnU 19
Manscaping must be done.
sourgirl101 29
Yes, indeed a must! Goes both ways.
Babalu722 3
from experience, girls dont like man forests. that is why.
starsfan_9 7
like a bisexual haha, someone had to
spacemanspiff78 7
I'm thinking the story involved a girlfriend with braces
MizzErikaHart 8
I think completely bald is kinda gross...?
sourgirl101 29
I don't mind it bald on my guy. Or trimmed. It's like a changed hairdo. Lol just needs to look kept!
tynickd 0
i like when girls shave it where it is a straight line down the middle.. i think its called like a landing strip design?
MizzErikaHart 8
it's a vag-eyebrow
samiam666 0
makes me think of a little kid
hotchicklover 0
Ahahahahahaha at least you didnt walk in on him doin it
LadyBiatch 7
Ha ha XD At least if OP walked in on the brother shaving, it would only have lasted seconds. Think the speach lasted for longer than that!
lucas002 0
it makes the incest easier!
Iamnotmyself 17
-127 Yes, incest, that's what we were thinking.
Mad_Alien 8
at least it wasn't OPs mom
RedPillSucks 33
that would have been more interesting. especially if the startle reaction caused him to slice instead of trim.
jannie22 0
hopefully.....
Imgonnahaveabf 9
Yes, incest is wonderful. Every incested parent should be proud of their crack monkey looking kid. SMFH dumbasses these days. Imma 'bout to have a BF.
manbearpig7173 0
I hope you were taking notes...
AlexRen 21
stewie:go ahead and say no to this but, would u shave my coin purse?
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Ahaha I love this comment! Funny, Sarcastic and a bit of gross-ness hidden in there. The perfect combo.
weesh40 1
hahaha lol
Rickilynn1 10
Saying 'lol' is not appropriate over the age of nine.
sydneylol 7
lol -_-
gtaguy1217 10
did you like the story?
Monkeyone 0
Yum
gingerftw 0
maybe cuz it's a lot easier to ********** haha
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
And it's easier if you drop stuff down there, like frogs, or cats.
GayBaconStrip 0
Or finding that last strip of bacon from breakfast last week.
Enslaved 38
Pussy I understand but what's up with the frogs?
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
Don't you hate it when frogs get in there? oh well I guess me and George Bush are the only ones.