Today, after putting an ad on Craigslist to sell a coat, I finally got a call. The guy on the phone seemed interested, and was especially curious to know if I could "model" it for him, in "stockings and suspenders." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML
Today, I got so desperate for cash that I decided to start selling my used panties online. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
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Boston_4_Life 3
Tell him no
IdontWanna69 8
Seems legit.
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Comments (149)
Boston_4_Life 3
Tell him no
notjustanybody20 9
the poor guy was just trolling around! :D
SkoomaKi 28
#16 - I doubt it, about 99% Craigslist users are either rapists, molesters or perverts. (Statistics not completely accurate, but are pretty much right)
FFPulley 9
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN!!!
NeDaroft 5
She puts the spenders on her skin
AngiLaLa1 2
99%?! Where do people come up with this stuff? Lol
DrDilllonReese 12
By looking at 99% of the people...
muFilter 19
Occupy Craigslist!
shanemaximo 7
It does as it's told!
CaramelMacchiato 13
Did you know that 78% of statistics are made up? Including this one.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Maybe it's time to stop being a pervert on Craigslist. Too much negative criticism. Anyone want to hire a pervert?
LupeTabasco 5
You could say no.... or you can get an extremely large friend of yours to model it with just a bikini and previously requested stockings and suspenders. Win-win if you ask me!
zachherbert 10
OPs name is quite fitting for the FML if you ask me.
GawdamitNappa 4
You don't say?
ohSNAPyall 27
Uhh.. What's in it for your friend?
gcohen4 12
89 yes I did
darkestbarbie 11
Well, that sucks.
888pickles888 4
Haha that's kinda awesome
siickman 7
No shit sherlock. But its not like OP has too so it really is not that bad. What sucks is the buyer probably wont buy unless OP models so no sale :(
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
And you're calling her Sherlock? You're not giving yourself enough credit, my friend.
muFilter 19
51, I think he might be admonishing her not to actually excrete Sherlock (only in broken English). It's quite the non sequitur, but this place is pretty random.
nado13579 12
2- No, really?!
evig_fml 16
Sequitur 0.0? I feel rather unintelligent after reading your comment
muFilter 19
Don't feel too bad, 85. My browser's spell check doesn't seem to know the word, either. I bet you'd recognize it if you were to hear it, though.
knsy 0
I hope you're a guy.
Llamacod 11
Because op being a lesbian would matter how?
flamegrilled123 3
It says op is a girl
Llamacod 11
Sorry, I read that as gay, not guy. I am in a car and the bumps made me read gay.
ElricMustang 23
9) It doesn't matter what OP said; people ignore information that's plainly given.
mhopper 13
14, it's ok. Hard to read "straight" when you're driving. Just don't rear end a cop car
Zomg_Okay 27
78 - He said he was in a car, not necessarily driving it.
mhopper 13
86, I was referring to a previous fml :)
KiddNYC1O 22
Lol
7srodri1 8
I hope you aren't driving.
Ninjasaurus18 9
... She doesn't nessacarily have to be a lesbian... -shakes head- There are too many dumbasses on this world for me...
I'madumbass 19
Like me?
I'madumbass 19
Like me?
I'madumbass 19
Like me?
crymore007 11
uh, 86, how would bumps prevent him/her from reading that comment correctly if the car was stationary?
Zomg_Okay 27
136 - Because, genius, there is more than one seat in a car. Just because the commenter wasn't driving it doesn't mean nobody was. I thought I was thick missing the FML reference, but...
gcohen4 12
True you make more sense than some of this dumb people :D
crymore007 11
137, i never mentioned the person driving it, i said that the car wasn't stationary. i guess we don't have a problem then
Zomg_Okay 27
144 - That comment completely contradicts your last comment. You actually did say the car was stationary, for one thing.
IdontWanna69 8
Seems legit.
Leadamp 7
I say do it. A job is a jjob and you might make a new friend
Pentium_4 27
eh...i doubt she wants to model for a creepy guy on craigslist
ebonyirony 29
Beat me to it. OP, ya gotta start somewhere.
VictoriaSchultz 8
Wtf o.O I was watching America's Most Wanted and there was a guy who would call women and ask them to try on what they were selling. Then he'd beat and rape them! And they still haven't found him...
wannagofast 3
You can probably get an extra $50 out of that
LennyComa 39
Prolly make $100 if she models with the coat open
TwiztedYuri 9
also another $50 for the stockings and suspenders if OP knows how to model
fernclogger 5
Wtf...
siickman 7
Why comment something like this when the FML team is Just going to delete it. Stop wasting the comment sections.
Llamacod 11
Why comment on the comment and waste your own time, wait why am I wasting my time?
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Ah Craigslist, where all the convicted rapists from every neighborhood do business.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Silly Noor, it's THE trafficking site. Under the guise of people selling broken pots and outdated computer parts. For sex, that is.
vic55jets 13
Ok mrs know it all
Heinousness 0
38- how do you know this?
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Because not unlike many other people, I've had to scour that blasted site for jobs and apartments more than just a few times in my life. Also, it's pretty common knowledge that pedophiles and sexual predators scour it as well.
sarahlove281 4
Sounds promising.
tony1891 22
so have you sold the coat yet?
yaya1213 6
Love ur picture :)
THE_A_TEEN 28
"Luv ur pic :)" is not a valid answer. Try again.
daminantion 14
"not an answer try again." is just as incoherent as the reply. Try again.
PROdigy81 4
Not being the bigger person and letting The A Teen be himself is more invalid then anything else in this comments replys. Try Again
XxMoonShadowxX 0
Everyone try again... and i dont think she has... idk
DocBastard 40
You must be a terrible salesperson. Anything to make a sale! ANYTHING! Go grab those stockings and sell sell sell!