Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML
Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML
Today, my husband decided to surprise me with some "sexy" manscaping. When he took his clothes off, I immediately got drier than the Sahara desert. He was going for "porn star" but instead looked like a prepubescent kid, which immediately turned me off. He then got mad at me for “ruining the mood.” FML
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML
Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML
Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
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Top comments
Drigr 9
Thats just ****** up. You push him to do something he obviously didn't want to do, then you laugh at him for it.
The_Hitdude 12
I'd be pissed too. You convince him to do something and then laugh at him for it? Not okay.
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Comments (141)
888pickles888 4
Be careful what you wish for...
GODert 8
This is comment shows the true dark side of Noor
wlddog 14
Awesome post. Just awesome. What's the deal with your picture? You getting away from the crazy nun idea and runnin with zombie nun now?
rubberduckie94 13
You better watch out. He already through out the mangy rug, next he will pack his two bags put on his helmet and leave.
RedPillSucks 33
Am I the only one thinking that his "two bags" are his balls, and "helmet" is some sort of condom? erm..., Just me? *slinks back into wanker land*
perdix 31
How hairy was he that you couldn't tell how ridiculous the shaved junk would look like?
RedPillSucks 33
You'll starve unless you get off FML. BTW Noor, that pic is a very disturbing contrast.
SkoomaKi 28
Zombie Noor, I'm going to have to shoot you to stop the spread of infection. I'm sorry. *takes aim*
challan 19
Noor, you remind me of Betty White. You never expect a sweet old lady to say anal but then she spits it out. ;)
RedPillSucks 33
I hope you can give a ******** while laughing, because you owe him one. I think the giggling sensation on his balder-dick will give him a thrill. Of course, if you can give him a bj with your eyes closed...
perdix 31
Unless she has a transparent pussy, she should find a warm place to hide the funny-looking penis and not have to look at it!