Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML
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Today, I finally reached the point where it became necessary to give my boyfriend an ultimatum: either clip your toenails, or we aren't having sex. FML
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend started avoiding going down on me ever since he found an ingrowing hair down there. The only reason I have an ingrowing hair is because he didn’t like my pubes, and stopped having sex with me at all until I shaved it off, thus causing the ingrowing hair. FML
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
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RichardPencil 32
Light it on fire and maybe you can converse with God, like Moses did!
rotflqtms_ 21
The usual way leaves friction burns as well.
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RichardPencil 32
Light it on fire and maybe you can converse with God, like Moses did!
paige_nicole 7
are you dating the Zohan?
AmbrosiaFan 19
SO just do the usual way and not oral on him?
rotflqtms_ 21
The usual way leaves friction burns as well.
Yudith 28
Maybe place something softer between him and you during sex. Like steel wool or an itchy woolen carpet.
DoctorPALO 14
Not sure exactly why you feel you can dictate his personal grooming habits. Does he tell you how you have to shave or not shave or look a certain way? It is HIS body, after all.
vrynn1 16
Yeah, but she can refuse to have sex with him if it's not confortable for her....
Sonotsuave 37
You’re stupid, it involves her too, duh and she’s not comfortable.
Rsonicgamer_fml 6
If it really causes her dermatological problems, she does have a say in the matter. She also has a right to go away if it (quite litteraly, apparently) hurts her. Also, don't go pretend women aren't pressured in grooming their hair. Most often, the man doesn't even have to say anything,and there's no health problem involved.
tulsy42 6
Electric razor is the way to go. No razor burn or shaving bumps and it’s fast and easy.