Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML
Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML
Today, my husband decided to surprise me with some "sexy" manscaping. When he took his clothes off, I immediately got drier than the Sahara desert. He was going for "porn star" but instead looked like a prepubescent kid, which immediately turned me off. He then got mad at me for “ruining the mood.” FML
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML
Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML
Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
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Drigr 9
Thats just ****** up. You push him to do something he obviously didn't want to do, then you laugh at him for it.
The_Hitdude 12
I'd be pissed too. You convince him to do something and then laugh at him for it? Not okay.
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Comments (141)
mookie24 2
What is so funny? Shaved is the way to go
josiemorehouse 12
OP: don't push your partner to do something they aren't comfortable with. That's wrong. Then you laugh at him?!? Why?? Clean, manicured man-scaping is sexy!!! However, now you can give a great blow-job, including some loving affection to his balls, without that pesky furry feeling!! :) Give him at least an awesome BJ that will blow his mind. PS my hubby shaves his pubes regularly, and I love it. I also shave completely, which he loves. I wasn't comfortable going bald at first, now I love it. :) Plus, it's been the best oral sex ever!!
mmiller2023 4
i usually dont do this cuz i think its creepy, but i want you to know you are freaking gorgeous. that is all.
theevilduchess 12
I think you might have shared a bit too much. I'm sorry. I just felt you should know.
MrOneUpper 2
gross u jungle loving bitch
charvisioku 22
Bitch...
briguy007 0
Your a b*tch that is rude and just not very nice to do to a guy it makes him feel like crap
ctlnaaia71 8
You are the most stupid bitch ever!
sicksadworld1317 30
So, why is it again that we all feel bad for the guy that shaves his pubes, but when millions of women a day are EXPECTED to do the same thing, that's ok?
simonsaysYDI 8
We feel bad because she asked him to do it and then laughed at him. Sorry, most people actually finish reading the FML before posting.
sicksadworld1317 30
I did finish reading it. Between personal experiences and my friends horror stories of trial and error hair removal, he's not the only one to ever have his carpet, or lack thereof, laughed at. Don't assume :)
silent_bride 5
This, this, this.
GoldenGrizzly 7
I agree. Like I asked one of my partners (male) to shave his armpits because I thought it was gross, and he refused. SO I spent a week not shaving and he freaked out and told me I was gross. Why is it my job to shave (I do shave because I think its nasty not to) but a guy can't do the same for me>
DiruKitty18 8
I personaly don't like pubes, so I see nothing wrong with the first part, but ydi for being a bitch and laughing at him.
Chilombian 0
More like **** his life.
kcor1176 0
Turkey neck lol