Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML
Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML
Today, my husband decided to surprise me with some "sexy" manscaping. When he took his clothes off, I immediately got drier than the Sahara desert. He was going for "porn star" but instead looked like a prepubescent kid, which immediately turned me off. He then got mad at me for “ruining the mood.” FML
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML
Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML
Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
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Top comments
Drigr 9
Thats just ****** up. You push him to do something he obviously didn't want to do, then you laugh at him for it.
The_Hitdude 12
I'd be pissed too. You convince him to do something and then laugh at him for it? Not okay.
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Comments (141)
vintage3113 6
This is infuriating. Women...
Calyx_fml 22
OP, U O ur HB a BJ.
muFilter 19
Why, Calyx? Why? Why would you do that?!
muFilter 19
Alright, I'm over it. I get it. It's kinda funny. Misjudgment on my part. Small seizure. Forgive me. This site has ruined me.
kshafer08 7
I'd shave her head in her sleep. Then see who gets the last laugh
Rachiebabyx 1
I don't blame him.. You begged him to do something so you could laugh at him, basically. Or atleast that's what it seems like.
rubyliu8420 7
You're a dumb ass bitch!
deviltothemetal 3
I agree that OP deserved it, but some people on this site are really disgusting minded. She deserves to get penetrated in her anal because she asked him to shave his pubes, or the only logical way to make it up to him is to give him oral, really? There are other ways to go about apologizing to him. I think a great idea would have been for her to either shave all her pubic hair off too, or if she already does; make her grow it out. She should do something that she isn't comfortable with as well. She isn't going to learn her lesson by sucking his dick or getting ****** in the ass, if anything, she would benefit from it as much as he is. Think with your brains people, not your genitals.
THE_A_TEEN 28
^Welcome to FML.
ebonyirony 29
At least it's not heart shaped.
zarrcus 6
Don't ask the poor man to shave his man hair. D:
Lililthx 7
Why not? Everybody can do it.
redtigerlily 5
If the tables were turned you would probably be pissed too.
philbelfrage 13
You sound like a great ex wife.